At literally no point in this sentence can you predict the next word - ThreadSky

nameshiv.bsky.social • 41 days ago

At literally no point in this sentence can you predict the next word

Reposted from Nute

🚨 MAJOR UPDATE: Lazio’s Nazi falconer who was fired for sharing his dick picks on IG has refused to accept his dismissal and has now barricaded himself in their training centre

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uzmab.bsky.social•41 days ago

Seems like such a weird thing to announce for a dude who is a self-proclaimed Nazi with a thing for falcons. Kinda zaps the whole idea of the au natural alpha male shtick

unklekev.bsky.social•41 days ago

Yet another tragic story of a raptor tearing off a Nazi's cock.

A tale as old as time.

jessrow.bsky.social•41 days ago

It's the greatest headline generator of the year, maybe the decade

wanderingincode.bsky.social•41 days ago

They've actually edited it down for length (or maybe believably?), removing such important details as the context for his dick pics.

bafairbend.bsky.social•41 days ago

I read this yesterday in Italian and thought maybe I wasn't understanding it correctly. But, nope, my Italian is fine

r-lauren.bsky.social•41 days ago

It just kept escalating, lol

cv-danes.com•41 days ago

Life often defines [programming] logic.

jackizback.bsky.social•41 days ago

.... Okay.
You were right.
I could not.

woollahra.bsky.social•41 days ago

ChatGPT could never write a headline like this. Not now, not ever.

johnnyfusion.online•41 days ago

I agree. LLMs which are spicy predictive text doesn’t actually have the creativity and ability to be unpredictable which humans excel at.

woollahra.bsky.social•41 days ago

Having said that, with a human whipping hard and judiciously, some AI-based productions CAN be amazing. For example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf97tf0XMGQ

woollahra.bsky.social•41 days ago

That was heartfelt. This... is hilariously comedic (if you're a fan of the old Twilight Zone) (this was produced to parody a marathon that was being run on NYE 2024) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTYF8U5_PZ8

argontheelement.bsky.social•41 days ago

The chances of a Markov generator creating this are low. Very low.

mshepp.bsky.social•40 days ago

If he is sending d pics he probably will be nominated for a cabinet position in trumps administration.

station17command.bsky.social•41 days ago

What did I just read?

dutchieh.bsky.social•40 days ago

I saw "was" coming

ltcoftruth.bsky.social•41 days ago

I didn’t know Nazi falcons even existed.

pfaieta.bsky.social•41 days ago

That headline keeps on giving.

hijvak792.bsky.social•41 days ago

Trump's got the guts to do what's necessary. If that means working with Russia, so be it. China's the real threat.

dawookie.bsky.social•41 days ago

OMG, just gift whichever bird it is he's fallen hopelessly in love with and he'll go

detryckvondoom.bsky.social•41 days ago

Nazis really do like to barricade themselves into places huh?

Someone toss him a gun.

thedenature.bsky.social•41 days ago

My key question: does he have his birds with him?

robelder.bsky.social•41 days ago

At what point was the Nazi thing discovered? Is it like a title at the club 'Nazi-Falconer'? Or was his junk wearing a little uniform in the picture?

kryspee.bsky.social•41 days ago

I tried and you were right.

zclaude.bsky.social•41 days ago

This is why predictive speech programs will never march a human writer

beturpin.bsky.social•41 days ago

Lazio's Nazi Falconer sounds like the name of a very erudite indie band.

tomscud.bsky.social•41 days ago

The falcon cannot see the falconer (thank god)

hapchem.bsky.social•41 days ago

things fall apart, the center (doors) does not hold (hopefully not on IG)

elakdawalla.bsky.social•41 days ago

Nor was I prepared for the “Falcon” in the photo to be a bald eagle

(Or is it a fish eagle? Either way, that’s more bird than I expected)

ghostoffrankdrebin.bsky.social•41 days ago

This is the one true falconer.
#NotMyFalconer

https://youtu.be/ARDv77wqsck?si=k_BCmwUJ2nBNTgJC

tgpudney.bsky.social•41 days ago

The barricading surprises me very little for Serie A. But it being an dick implant this guy is just sharing online was a dimension I wasn’t prepared for.

anumurthy.bsky.social•41 days ago

I feel like it was a real miss to not include PROSTHETIC (just like that) in the original skeet.

rumpolebayou.bsky.social•41 days ago

It’s an anti-LLM sentence

The least likely next word is picked

bernardsweb.net•41 days ago

I’m starting to wonder about falconers

wedgeantilles.bsky.social•40 days ago

Amazing

dune357.bsky.social•41 days ago

It sounds like an AI answering the question of 'where is my nearest pizza place?'

vinicius.jor.br•41 days ago

@botibeira.bsky.social

botibeira.bsky.social•41 days ago

não é possível

wojtekborowicz.bsky.social•41 days ago

With one exception: 'nazi' following 'Lazio's' is entirely unsurprising

troldrik.bsky.social•41 days ago

To be fair, I would have expected ‘fascist’. When in Rome and all.

ryandstout.bsky.social•41 days ago

There's more crazy that they didn't cram into that post, the dick pics were taken after the team doctor gave him a prosthetic penis
https://bsky.app/profile/adamserwer.bsky.social/post/3lfpy5b7qlc25

n0d4chi.bsky.social•41 days ago

Holy hell you were absolutely right

crowdermeyer.bsky.social•41 days ago

Take that AI.

thatdale.bsky.social•41 days ago

It's official: Shonda has lost control of the plot.

OR HAS SHE?

wastewoodrocker.bsky.social•41 days ago

To be fair, the words Lazio and Nazi are very likely to appear together

ymarathe.bsky.social•41 days ago

SS Nazio

betterharis.bsky.social•41 days ago

It's like an episode of Family Guy come to life

stevec5150.bsky.social•41 days ago

Finally, my chance

I’ve been waiting for a Falcon Trainer position to open up

metagross376.bsky.social•41 days ago

Well that's, um, uhhhhh

bartislatfass.bsky.social•41 days ago

Wrong. "Nazi" following "Lazio" is obvious.

sunhawk.bsky.social•41 days ago

Is the eagle ok??

stiffelman.bsky.social•41 days ago

Classic

tenitchyfingers.bsky.social•41 days ago

“I’m receiving death threats, I’m so scared 🥺🥺🥺” lmao typical

ymarathe.bsky.social•41 days ago

The club also employs Mussolini’s great grandson, who unsurprisingly plays on the right wing.

methu.bsky.social•41 days ago

A normal day in Italy, no?

themightytrexuk.bsky.social•41 days ago

Overheard #nocontext

skronus.bsky.social•41 days ago

yeah that's the norm here.

nameshiv.bsky.social•41 days ago

I know there are a ton of more salient questions here but I cannot stop asking why Lazio has a falconer

chompmancobra.bsky.social•41 days ago

Mascot type deal Shiv. They're fascists, eagles are pretty fascist, it's a good fit.

(they previously suspended this guy for doing fascist salutes and chanting about Il Duce, but they didn't suspend him very hard. If they enforced that, they'd have nobody left)

chompmancobra.bsky.social•41 days ago

There's another unexpected word that didn't even make it into this headline:

It was a prosthetic penis.

skybrush.bsky.social•41 days ago

You know that old joke, "Why do dogs lick their balls?"

I think "Why does an Italian football club have a falconer?" has the same answer.

economicexile.bsky.social•41 days ago

For the vibes, bro! I agree the whole story is bonkers.

budhaig.bsky.social•41 days ago

Why not? I would totally have one if I could afford it

wallybuan0.bsky.social•41 days ago

In Toronto they have Bitchy the hawk chasing seagulls away from Toronto FC’s field…

scimon.bsky.social•41 days ago

Some questions.

Do they have another non Nazi Falconer?

Is "Nazi Falconer" his job description?

Do they have Nazi and non Nazi Falcons?

And that's like 3 words in.

quijohn.bsky.social•41 days ago

These were my questions as well. “Sorry, I’m the Regular Falconer, you need our Nazi Falconer, you can tell by the red band around his wing”

scimon.bsky.social•41 days ago

So we're going with Nazi Falcons then?

walsonbot.bsky.social•41 days ago

They have an eagle mascot released before each game — it flies around the stadium or somesuch. My favorite* part of the story is how literal fascism wasn’t the dealbreaker for Lazio.

* That’s a lie. My favorite part is whatever word comes next.

jonnyrev.bsky.social•41 days ago

If anything, historically, it's the opposite

digitaldiscipline.bsky.social•41 days ago

[Roland Deschain has entered the chat]

[The Mongols have entered the chat]

diabolicalplots.com•41 days ago

Second question is that he knows that's not a falcon right?

stephengm.bsky.social•41 days ago

He had to switch to eagles. It turns out the falcon cannot hear the falconer.

lizamezzo.bsky.social•41 days ago

I think open stadiums often have falconers to deter pigeons from nesting?

seaewenext2sday.bsky.social•41 days ago

Boringly, he’s just Olimpia the mascot eagle’s handler.

wissewords.bsky.social•41 days ago

Fash obsession with birds of prey as symbols of manhood.

jlms-qkw.bsky.social•41 days ago

Air Force Academy has a falconer - when they came to Salt Lake City to play the Utah Utes at football in 1989? the falcon flew off and a few months later, we found it our Tracey Aviary.

grigorylukin.bsky.social•41 days ago

One should never have to justify their falconry. 😌

jonnyrev.bsky.social•41 days ago

It's their club mascot, it flies around before games and stuff

nameshiv.bsky.social•41 days ago

Isnt your job just to lose football games and disappoint your fans and sit like 4th in Serie A why do you need a falcon

cageyratfish.bsky.social•41 days ago

Not an answer, but i found this in another thread about this amazing story & it's just too good not to share

magslhalliday.bsky.social•41 days ago

Round here we have a falconer who is intermittently paid to stand on the roof of the shopping centre to make the seagulls go away.

lucacenta.bsky.social•41 days ago

Forwarding to as Roma fans. You'll be an idol 🤣

mhstein.bsky.social•41 days ago

Everybody needs a falcon. It's just a fact. It's sad that most don't have one.

kedwards.bsky.social•41 days ago

Honestly, every major league sports team should have a falcon. And their routines should be included in the halftime shows.

grovester.bsky.social•41 days ago

The falcon is their set piece coach

rileysdtr.bsky.social•41 days ago

Also that’s an eagle in the (non-dick) pic.

deadling.bsky.social•41 days ago

And if you love falcons. Then take care of it yourself, or don't own a falcon.

"Ah yes, let me prance out my nazi falconer to show off the bird for 5 mins."

kipwilliams.bsky.social•41 days ago

"JUST the falcon this time, Juan!"

atulharia.bsky.social•41 days ago

Lazio emblem has a falcon.

nameshiv.bsky.social•41 days ago

still not seeing why they need the falconer he isnt on the logo

atulharia.bsky.social•41 days ago

I guess the falcon would be part of the attraction when they do stadium tours / events / etc - money making ventures outside of matchday footy. And they would need someone to look after the bird.

atulharia.bsky.social•41 days ago

e.g. Arsenal do stadium tours and I'm sure there would be other events.
https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/tour/home/

she5los.bsky.social•41 days ago

I wrote an aside in a story once about "he hated blood sports; they were almost as violent as lawn sports" but when I think about the number of concussions in football, maybe I was right after all...

mariness.bsky.social•41 days ago

Look, if a football team doesn't have raptors around, I don't know what the team is even doing.

g-g.bsky.social•41 days ago

Ummm I disagree
This seems linear

jojobluehoosier.bsky.social•41 days ago

I read this as “Luigi’s” Nazi Falconer and wondering why the CEO assassin would have one

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