in fact elon musk is one of the guys who doesnt know how satellites work. He doesn't know how anything works. Except ketamine. - ThreadSky

nameshiv.bsky.social • 2 days ago

in fact elon musk is one of the guys who doesnt know how satellites work. He doesn't know how anything works. Except ketamine.

Reposted from A.R. Moxon

We all realize that Elon Musk isn't the only guy who knows how the satellites work, right? If he went away it would be fine. He isn't even ONE of the guys who knows how satellites work, his role is demolishing regulations that say that people with satellites have to use them responsibly.

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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•2 days ago

fidelioscabinet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are you sure he really knows how ketamine works? Or just how to get his hands on it?

elkmovie.bsky.social•2 days ago

TBH he doesn’t even seem to be very good at using ketamine

asbrooks.com•2 days ago

I'm not convinced he knows how ketamine works, if I'm honest

mikebrooks668.bsky.social•2 days ago

But at least he’s attempting to gather first-hand data.

No wait, that’s a bad thing.

asbrooks.com•2 days ago

It's only bad because he hasn't gathered enough data. All at once. In a locked room.

johnnyzcz.bsky.social•2 days ago

He knows what things *do* (car, rocket, and ket go vroom); he doesn't know how anything *works*

emptywrites.bsky.social•2 days ago

He almost certainly doesn’t know how ketamine works either and probably won’t until they have to resection his gut to make him a new bladder.

madamesosumi.bsky.social•2 days ago

I hope he overdoses one day

admadlad.bsky.social•2 days ago

unfortunately for the world, i’m fairly certain he doesn’t know how ketamine works either

he wouldn’t be on it all of the time if he did

just another white guy who’s blustered and bullied his way to unimaginable wealth, but at the core, he’s still a freaked-out, almost-nerd, sick, twisted loser

stlcatfishmike.bsky.social•1 day ago

I guarantee he doesn’t know how it works. He may know sort of what it does (but not really because he’s high) but he knows the same amount about pharmacology he knows about nuclear submarines and that’s the word pharmacology

tamslick.bsky.social•2 days ago

And bullshit. Drugs and bullshit.

dogtorevie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Pretty sure if you said the words "NMDA antagonist" to him he'd call you a gay loser but not know what they actually mean.

vivekr.bsky.social•2 days ago

Because I went to business school, my brain is coded to think any expropriation is an Unforgivable Curse, but I dunno man in the last few years I’ve really come around.

nameshiv.bsky.social•2 days ago

the average engineering college first year classroom is filled with people who know more about tech than elon musk

The average high school computer class is filled with peiople who know more about computers than elon musk

Your house has more people who know more about starlink than elon musk

missingthept.bsky.social•2 days ago

Elon Musk knows more than anyone about having kids who hate him.

khud1981.bsky.social•2 days ago

Watching the Super Bowl with friends, the Starlink-TMobile ad came on, and when it showed a stock video of a satellite in orbit, my space-nerd buddy and his 12-year-old daughter, in unison, said, “That’s not a Starlink satellite!”

I wonder if Elon approved the ad …

3fecta.bsky.social•2 days ago

What is incredible to me is that he doesn't know shit, but just rolls with it, without ever consulting an expert to warn him that he is about to embarrass himself. Thinking of him not understanding COBOL so he thought social security had a bunch of 150 year old people in the files.

jimnobu.tv•2 days ago

Didn’t he want a “string” of starlink satellites between here and Mars…

widgett.bsky.social•2 days ago

My dog knows more about Starlink than Musk. “You better be glad I don’t have thumbs,” she growls and shakes a paw at images of him on screen.

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