love picking out clothes for the day and then being told right after my shower by the cat to go fuck off and find my own clothes because this is now a bed
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Yeah, figured out a long time ago to just put out decoy clothes for the cats and to keep the clothes I'd picked out for the day in the drawer or closet until ready to put on after being late for work one too many times due to my reluctance to evict the cats (took me years to figure that out, lol)
My cat will routinely lie on my wool sweaters covering them in cat hair. I'm not sure my merino sweater will come out the same even if I very carefully handwash it.
Mine got sulky at me last weekend because I folded the laundry immediately and didn’t dump the pile onto the floor for him to nest in. I violated our agreement of first nesting rights.
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Me: THOSE CLOTHES WERE OUT THERE FOR FIVE POINT SIX FIVE MINUTES
Both cats: Ahhh, soft comfy... new bed... time for a deep and dreamless sleep....
* bends down to pick up dropped sock
*regret
My cat’s belly is pure white
Why
Literally.
me: I am dying of exposure
them: but not that much
them: we have been comfortably asleep for hours now & you know what that means
me: you have not & I do not
them: as outlined in the terms & conditions you yourself signed, we are not subject to time, & waking us is illegal
me: uh
them: zzz
"Other people around here have thumbs, it's fine"