I figured out the foolproof career path to land a power-perky white house position under Trump:

Step 1: Publicly and repeatedly declare your Jesus-like love for Trump

Step 2: Acquire wealth… to donate to Trump’s cause

Step 3: Get a job on Fox News

Eeezy Peezy.

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