Relax everyone, the oil and salt in a Triscuit are from planet earth - ThreadSky

romanmars.bsky.social • 30 days ago

Relax everyone, the oil and salt in a Triscuit are from planet earth

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ftp-coward.bsky.social•30 days ago

Incorrect. They come from the heart of dying stars.

paulfuller.bsky.social•30 days ago

Final assembly performed here. Also, guessing that's not true for the hydrogen in the oils. 🤔😂

brianhiestand.bsky.social•30 days ago

Better than getting oil from Uranus.

augustmom3.bsky.social•29 days ago

If you like eating cardboard.

qedadam.bsky.social•30 days ago

Not like those OTHER brands

mamawolfwarrior219.bsky.social•29 days ago

Good. Can’t stand alien crackers

ndrewrivera.bsky.social•30 days ago

I will pay a premium for moon oil

walligator.bsky.social•30 days ago

Probably palm oil and it’s sourced with slavery

pastbriton.bsky.social•30 days ago

I, too, was grown and baked here.

siliconchef.bsky.social•30 days ago

ALL THESE MOONS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT IO
ATTEMPT NO FARMING HERE

rolo-lines.bsky.social•30 days ago

Well they've got to source u globally or some places might feel they're missing out. It's really very utopian.

narthan.bsky.social•30 days ago

Suspicious lack of labeling about where the electricity comes from

stevehuntsman.bsky.social•30 days ago

Only recently. They’re originally from other star systems. Checkmate

gaspardgrandperret.bsky.social•30 days ago

THE GLOBALIST OIL AND SALT ELITES WANT TO UNLEASH THE OIL AND SALT WORLD GOVERNMENT

mfshadow.bsky.social•30 days ago

I despise marketers.

torrleonard.bsky.social•30 days ago

That's for the people scared of GMOs...

https://bsky.app/profile/torrleonard.bsky.social/post/3kdtun6bjal2o

bz2.bsky.social•30 days ago

GMO patents in general, and more specifically them ending up in the hands of a few extremely greedy corporations, are a problem - but that's a problem with our legal and financial systems, not with genetic modification.

torrleonard.bsky.social•30 days ago

Yup!

yellyc.bsky.social•30 days ago

Can’t “globally” be reasonably interpreted as “from any globe”?

blackdogtheseacat.bsky.social•30 days ago

Ah yes. Inclusive language.

tantemary.bsky.social•30 days ago

I appreciate that the journey begins in my home state. #mittenresident

blackdogtheseacat.bsky.social•30 days ago

I grew up in Michigan and okay it was fifty years ago, but NOBODY GROWS FUCKING WHEAT IN MICHIGAN. And there's a major salt mine under Detroit, so wtf??