I have a friend that quarters them. Then eats them all. At least is forces him to get up and walk from the living room to the kitchen three extra times?
i saw this and immediately got flashbacks to doing a payday 3 heist which involves donuts and a guy doing "DID I MANIFEST THESE DONUTS???" like he's having an existential crisis
I worked in an office where this was a regular occurrence and I have learned that coworkers will often genuinely think “I can only have 84 calories of this” and then suddenly they get great at fractions
This is an attempt to reserve the last donut in advance. It works better if you leave teeth marks. That one looks like they cut it with a knife. Won't save it, imho.
Sprinkles are gross. I'm assuming this was an assorted box and that someone came late, saw only sprinkled donuts remained, tried ONE bite and was like, "Nah... who am I kidding?"
There’s some semblance of acceptability here when you want to try bites of different flavors. If they’re all the same you’ve gotta commit to at least half a donut
Well Charlie had a stroke mid-bite, and he passed rather quickly, but we dusted the remainder off and put it back, because hey, life's short, waste not want not
While this looks a bit early for portioning, at my work if you take the last donut (or piece) then you are responsible for throwing out the empty box. If you can leave at least two contiguous donut molecules, you are spared that onerous chore.
Big "brought donuts to the office and cut them to share with more people/feigning being healthy" mindset lol. Hate to see it. Take the whole damn donut!
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People need to not do this.
https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/kanye-west-new-teeth-jaws-dental-work-james-bond-007-titanium-b1133139.html
Obviously someone, somewhere can eat 7 2/7 donuts before they cannot eat a single bite more.
The light is green. ✅