two personalities emerge while eating popcorn:
The Dainty Picker- graceful fingers pluck at plump kernels. refined and couth. lasts for first 30% of the bag
The Hog Shoveler- grabbing big fistfuls of kernel fragments for passing quickly into the gullet. god and society have abandoned you, monster
The Dainty Picker- graceful fingers pluck at plump kernels. refined and couth. lasts for first 30% of the bag
The Hog Shoveler- grabbing big fistfuls of kernel fragments for passing quickly into the gullet. god and society have abandoned you, monster
Comments
The Kernel Cruncher- unpopped kernels are a tasty treat to them, & a looming crisis for their dentist -- but that's never stopped them.
The Lizard- uses tongue to extract the kernels, succumbing to animal instincts, but keeping hands clean
The Lizard: grabs individual or a meager few kernels solely via their tongue. The hands free option for those looking to avoid buttered fingies
Fingers aren't greasy, decent fast rate of consumption but not too fast, great chopstick practice, very satisfying. 10/10 method