For those of you saying Elon would be fooled by the smaller horse, yeah probably, but the point is if the smaller horse is inside the bigger horse, then the smaller horse also gets inside the gates, negating any need for further deception. There’s no one left to fool.
Never was. Just another rich kid lucky enough to be born during the Trickle down transfer of extreme wealth to .01% of 8 billion people. He bought X so he could relive junior high School and pretend to be the most popular kid in class. Ben's one of his new BFFs.
if they were in charge of the gates of Troy you could have had a squad of Greek soldiers standing there holding a banner that read 'We Are A Giant Horse Statue' and they would've let them in
"And then inside the little communism horse is a series of a thousand smaller and smaller horses, and inside the very smallest one is where my basic human decency is hiding"
Dude undoubtedly spent more money than I'll ever see blanketing the media with PR to convince the world he was Tony Stark But Real, then flushed it all down the toilet because he also wanted to post Top Kek
Don't you love when someone tells a joke and someone chimes in with "No it's more like," and then they just tell the same joke with one with detail changed.
It's not even a good joke to steal, Elon.
The smaller horse is the one they give the hidden soliders as a good luck charm but then it opens up and a bunch of 1 foot tall Troyans come out bc Odysseus is a double agent
were the socialists themselves tricked and ambushed by the communists in the tiny horse? if so, why are the communists back inside the tiny horse? does THE MEDIA (in this meme apparently a single entity tricking itself) know the tiny horse is in there?
Real funny to imagine though "holy shit, this wasn't one big horse! It was a bunch of smaller horses. We better put these smaller horses in even more defenseless places! "
Must be so frustrating to see so much money thrown at those emergency services, paved roads & highways, to have 911 at your fingertips, firehouse services to handle fires & accidents, & all those kids to be learning something for free instead of working for those huge companies who are backing them.
The only reason SpaceX rockets work so well is that Musk is insulated by a special management layer that separates him from any real decisions at SpaceX.
I read about this.
But if I hadn't, I would still postulate its existence based on the fact that SpaceX rockets work so well.
Zuckerberg is the eternal horse puller. He was there in Troy. He marched in Madrid with the Fifth Column. He took the wedding invites to the Hugenot guests of the Blood Wedding. He is damned for eternity to lull people into a false sense of safety, before the deadly blow lands.
Obviously the issue here is some mandela effect memory we share from the Bearenstein Bears universe, but apparently the original version, in this universe, was actually zuck
(needs to be updated with a gold chain and an XXL t-shirt going forward)
They constantly say "socialism" because if they say "I don't think poor kids should eat lunches if they can't afford it," and "I don't think the government should help people," makes them reveal themselves as the massive wankers they are.
my god, the stupidity. where do I even start? Aside from just being basically and intrinsically evil, they don't understand socialism. they don't understand communism and they don't even understand Greek mythology.
It was nesting doll horses, and the Trojans kept pulling the larger horses away and saying "Surely there could be no smaller horse underneath!" and then the smallest horse bit them on the dick
Ah it’s a clever misdirect, you open up the big horse expecting to find soldiers, so when it only contains a small horse you’re relieved and let your guard down, then tiny soldiers jump with hammers and sickles. I think in this metaphor the big horse represents socialism not being that scary.
I love the idea that the people of Troy would see a second, smaller, horse drop out of it and go 'now hold on...surely there's not MORE, this has to be a real gift horse, right?'
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"Okay, the first horse was obviously a trap... but this horse hiding inside it has gotta be legit."
And successively smaller ones inside that one until there's one horse remaining that is a nanotube?
And probably the third as well.
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Don't tell Elon. He will freak out.
C O M M U N I S M
It's not even a good joke to steal, Elon.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/05/20/elon-musk-denies-exposing-flight-attendant-spacex-plane/
You know, I'm not so sure that's true for everyone.
were the socialists themselves tricked and ambushed by the communists in the tiny horse? if so, why are the communists back inside the tiny horse? does THE MEDIA (in this meme apparently a single entity tricking itself) know the tiny horse is in there?
I read about this.
But if I hadn't, I would still postulate its existence based on the fact that SpaceX rockets work so well.
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BOOOOOOOOOOM
"Yup. They're stubborn enough."
(needs to be updated with a gold chain and an XXL t-shirt going forward)
Then I was promised socialism if Biden was elected.
Hod damnit, where is my socialism!!?!?
which is not complex. AT ALL.
how is musk a billionaire? he's an idiot.
It would make teenagers under 16 yell “WOW! PROFOUND!!!”
Is it the money? It's gotta be the money.
He's probably congratulating himself on that tweet
To bad they both got horse faces cuz their ladies know they didn't get horse sized.......
https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5
But perfect.