I am exponentially hotter than every single one of you, I whisper to myself with tears in my eyes as I walk past first class on this flight - ThreadSky

thejacko.bsky.social • 32 days ago

I am exponentially hotter than every single one of you, I whisper to myself with tears in my eyes as I walk past first class on this flight

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magnoliaviper.bsky.social•31 days ago

I always just pretend there was a colossal mistake and I’m too grand to make a scene and take my seat in the main cabin.

wildfifer.bsky.social•32 days ago

bullseye24.bsky.social•32 days ago

And then you find a nice young man in coach

fromwc.bsky.social•31 days ago

Get those skis ready king.

efrenblackjack.bsky.social•32 days ago

I absolutely know that as you pass me.

You win.

alddobeni.bsky.social•32 days ago

Yes you are!

shortsnsperrys.com•32 days ago

I’m the thirsty flight attendant who’s gonna move you up to first class cause I’m trying to get some.

thejacko.bsky.social•32 days ago

I accept!

jpq-phx.bsky.social•31 days ago

😆 🤣 😂

prz8.bsky.social•31 days ago

Because You Are !
Mr. Devereaux wipe those tears Gorgeous !

jr935.bsky.social•32 days ago

True story🔥

heyalexgay.com•32 days ago

😂😂 this post pulled me in right away and I did not expect the plot twist at the end

mofop.bsky.social•32 days ago

And God dammit people like me!

caaara.bsky.social•30 days ago

crop dust ‘em

misst369.bsky.social•32 days ago

Babe, you aren’t missing a damn thing.

I’ve flown First Class (on several occasions) and it’s mostly just overpriced hype… luckily, the tickets were purchased for me.

🤷🏻‍♀️♥️

hijodegagos.bsky.social•32 days ago

It's just a way for the not-quite-wealthy-enough-for-a-private-jet setters to lord it over the Poors. They wanna feel special and important.

thebadness.bsky.social•31 days ago

I can only speak to business class, but it's only worth it for flying internationally (LIE FLAT BED GIVE ME THE LIE FLAT BED), when somebody else is paying.

Of course, the letdown the first time you fly steerage again is brutal.

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