i eat Oreos like a monster. entire cookie straight in my mouth - ThreadSky

hollyholightly.bsky.social • 44 days ago

i eat Oreos like a monster. entire cookie straight in my mouth

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killingicons.bsky.social•44 days ago

thewakeandbake.bsky.social•44 days ago

Nom nom nom

quiet-one-tonight.bsky.social•44 days ago

I put the cookie in my mouth and fill my mouth with milk.

jjorbles.bsky.social•44 days ago

is there another way to eat them?

dartmanx.bsky.social•44 days ago

The phrase "doing a line" applies to Oreos.

oliviablue.bsky.social•44 days ago

Oreos aren’t that big lady, now come back when you stuff an entire oatmeal cream pie, or a crumbl, or an insomnia cookie in your mouth.

secretjournal.bsky.social•44 days ago

That is today’s secret phrase that pays.

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•44 days ago

None of that splitting apart and eating out the middle. I do that :)

xolohaiku.bsky.social•44 days ago

Yup diabolical.

karlos13thllama.bsky.social•44 days ago

To be fair they are lovely 🖤😋 esp costly in an ice-cream pudding 😍🤤 oh my

grazinggrace5.bsky.social•44 days ago

That yarned a follow. I do the same thing but I don’t buy them any longer. I eat a whole sleeve in 1 sitting and that’s why I don’t buy them anymore.

grazinggrace5.bsky.social•44 days ago

Earned a follow.

dantheother.bsky.social•44 days ago

Do you ever collect the filling from multiple oreos into one giant overstuffed one?

grazinggrace5.bsky.social•44 days ago

No, too much cream.

kripasingh.bsky.social•44 days ago

So must be a huge body count

happyhog.bsky.social•44 days ago

Same

curtischarris.bsky.social•44 days ago

Only way 💯💯

redheadmuppet.bsky.social•44 days ago

I hate Oreos. So I’m a monster for a different reason.

hollyholightly.bsky.social•44 days ago

Not my cookie of choice but they are in the house lol

redheadmuppet.bsky.social•44 days ago

I actually hate all cookies… except for… oatmeal raisin.

chkgrz.bsky.social•44 days ago

I will tolerate no slander against snickerdoodles.

redheadmuppet.bsky.social•44 days ago

I can sometimes get into a snickerdoodle or a ginger molasses cookie, but only, and I mean ONLY if they’re chewy

chkgrz.bsky.social•44 days ago

I'm not a fan of crunchy cookies, unless I have something to soak them in to make them soft.

salaciousgeek.bsky.social•43 days ago

I love oatmeal raisin. I never understand why they are so despised.

ms-shan-d.bsky.social•44 days ago

redheadmuppet.bsky.social•44 days ago

I have been told this before, yes 😁

hollyholightly.bsky.social•44 days ago

wowww you are a monster

I also like oatmeal raisin cookies tho

redheadmuppet.bsky.social•44 days ago

They’re so chewy and good and the cinnamon is mmmmmmm

swgnwgn23.bsky.social•44 days ago

Who has time for disassembly and all this extra shit? Just eat the cookie! 🤣

dsnyder8.bsky.social•44 days ago

Wait…what? I thought you were supposed to eat the filling first and then the cookies. Did the rules change and I missed it?

rennreality.bsky.social•44 days ago

That's monstrous? Every cookie I've ever touched goes into my mouth whole 😅

harderbop.bsky.social•44 days ago

So it can't escape.

feralbish.bsky.social•44 days ago

Is there any other way to eat them?

80sbearsfan4life.bsky.social•44 days ago

You would have loved these Oreos from the 80s.

jrheisler.bsky.social•44 days ago

Sorry, is there another way?

milfordthomas.bsky.social•44 days ago

u couldn’t possibly do it worse than i; i do that then drink milk and crunch them all up into a milk/oreo disaster in my mouth and i will inhale a sleeve before u can blink

lt-atl.bsky.social•44 days ago

Where else would it go? (rhetorical, there are kids on this platform)

chkgrz.bsky.social•44 days ago

dez833.bsky.social•44 days ago

My mum warned me about women like you .. taking it all in one swallow 🙈🤣🖖🥂

spowers668.bsky.social•44 days ago

I wasn’t aware there was any other way.

iidfkk.bsky.social•44 days ago

bbqdotgov.bsky.social•44 days ago

How else would you eat them? Otherwise you get dark Oreo crumbs all over your front teeth.

goose127.bsky.social•44 days ago

Barbarian! Lol

alexsavedtheday.bsky.social•44 days ago

Line up with the eating Little Debbie eating-Nutty-Buddies-whole and the eating-kit-kats-sideways folks.

Monsters! All of you!!!!

marcdachamp.bsky.social•44 days ago

Entire cookie in your mouth plus the milk swish? Because that’s perfectly acceptable.

wait--what.bsky.social•44 days ago

that is the proper method.

gregholtz.bsky.social•44 days ago

They should put plastic heads on the bag the way I eat out of 'em like a Pez dispenser

sherrymc1966.bsky.social•44 days ago

Less Mess!

shoelessjym.bsky.social•43 days ago

wayfarerone.bsky.social•43 days ago

ms-shan-d.bsky.social•44 days ago

Unapologetically...

onioneater.bsky.social•44 days ago

Do you chew it first or just swallow it whole? Do you even know what an Oreo tastes like ?

hillb.bsky.social•44 days ago

It is the only way

stacey4595.bsky.social•44 days ago

Ok Cookie Monster! C is for cookie…,

stellasovereign.bsky.social•44 days ago

When I was 3 years old, I waited for my parents to leave the house for an errand, took a dinner chair, used it as a platform to climb the counter, and got the ENTIRE pack of Oreos, and made myself a big-ass glass of milk to go with it. Mom assumed Dad got into the Oreos like he usually does.😆😆