Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then? Head Chef: NO- (loud rattling cymbal) Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city (lizard man hisses at Gordon) Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off - ThreadSky

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easily-thrown-imp.bsky.social • 7 days ago

Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then?

Head Chef: NO-

(loud rattling cymbal)

Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city

(lizard man hisses at Gordon)

Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off

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kwholesaler.bsky.social•7 days ago

So every time you go in the pantry you have to swap this jade idol for a bag of sand equal in weight?

Yes chef.

That's rather perilous isn't it?

We lost a lot of staff members.

The bag is leaking. Fuck off. How much sand is supposed to be? You're seriously just eyeballing it?

borisswort.bsky.social•6 days ago

I don't know what prompted this madness, but it got you a follow!

scavamungus.bsky.social•7 days ago

the good news is they have the Cappuccino Machine of Lum the Mad

3upmoonget.bsky.social•6 days ago

keep watching and Gordon starts mentoring the lizard man, who is an aspiring young chef and was never given the chance to shine. Turns out the owner is just a real asshole.

bullix.bsky.social•6 days ago

@rifftrax.com

grainneproinseas.bsky.social•6 days ago

Me, printing out this skeet, travelling back to the 70s and accosting the monty python guys on the street frantically waving a printout of this skeet

Michael palin: what's a skeet
Terry gilliam ::looking at skeet:: and who in bloody hell is gordon ramsay

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