I refuse to believe in wild horses They're such farm-shaped animals, there's no way they can survive on their own - ThreadSky

tirrel.bsky.social • 33 days ago

I refuse to believe in wild horses

They're such farm-shaped animals, there's no way they can survive on their own

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furble.bsky.social•33 days ago

Like all deer belong to Santa, right?

felixc.bsky.social•33 days ago

Wild horses are a myth created by big farma to cover up their lack of containment on farm animals!

ethersilverfox.bsky.social•33 days ago

Watch Spirit again.

dragonfireny.bsky.social•33 days ago

They work in gangs

sabrewing.bsky.social•33 days ago

I think there's been one in the news lately -- the Halve You Herd?

bigbo.bsky.social•33 days ago

I see them all the time where I live!

tirrel.bsky.social•33 days ago

These are just escaped farm animals, they shouldnt be there

bahdoge.bsky.social•33 days ago

You're just a hoss with antlers tho uwu

tirrel.bsky.social•33 days ago

The antlers are the wild part

bahdoge.bsky.social•33 days ago

...so what you're saying is...you're not real? 👀

lonelylupine.bsky.social•33 days ago

The antlers are.

attenik.bsky.social•33 days ago

That's what Big Farm wants you to think

friskecrisps.bsky.social•32 days ago

Proving the neigh sayers wrong

reograyfox.bsky.social•32 days ago

hectichybrid.bsky.social•33 days ago

Same for deer tbh

bonemarley420.bsky.social•32 days ago

if you say not to believe in them I will not believe in them either, because many people do not believe in me (talking skeleotn)

spottedmenace.bsky.social•33 days ago

A "wild horse" is just a friend you haven't saddled yet

cybercoyote.bsky.social•33 days ago

Wild horses? Sure. They can escape the farm and live free. However...
Counterpoint: wild cows

hawlton.bsky.social•32 days ago

If not farm animal, why farm shaped?

adlertheeagle.bsky.social•33 days ago

This is about how I feel about deer, they are just little horses that live in the woods behind my house? HOW that place is so small!

blazenthedragon.bsky.social•33 days ago

ITS CAUSE THOSE CRIMINALS KEEP EATING OUR VEGETABLES THAT WE GROW

pandez.bsky.social•33 days ago

I'd eat your vegetables 😏
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Wait... not like that I JUST LIKE SALAD OK

adlertheeagle.bsky.social•33 days ago

No Joke we have grown entire tomato plants every year, put up fences, sprays, scares, EVERYTHING.

The Deer and the Squirrels always eat the ripes ones, like ONE DAY before they go ripe.

little BASTARDS

fawnedofdeer.bsky.social•33 days ago

Well stop making them so ripe, how are we meant to resist, such plump tomatoes?

bigbadbiwolfad.bsky.social•32 days ago

You could also just pick them right as they start to blush. Leave them on the counter with the others and they will ripen on their own off the vine :) since the green tomatoes are less tempting to the pesky critters

tirrel.bsky.social•32 days ago

The deer will break into his house and get them

pandurmonium.red•32 days ago

Put up an Adler scarecrow!

tirrel.bsky.social•33 days ago

Thanks for preparing meals for us, suckers 😎😎😎

tailz.social•33 days ago

still not at the level of deer 😁

honeyed-bee.bsky.social•33 days ago

They can’t survive too well actually, their hooves can grow gnarly without human intervention

screamingcactus.bsky.social•33 days ago

In the wild they are constantly moving which wears their hooves own at about the same rate they grow, they need hoof trimming in captivity because they spend a lot more time standing still

novakorpov.bsky.social•32 days ago

They grow on trees but the government doesn't want you to know that

blueravenfire.bsky.social•32 days ago

horses were always wild first, we humans just choose to domesticate them and breed them to make them look like they were always farm animals.

cabcat.bsky.social•32 days ago

We have heaps in certain areas, they're considered an invasive species. Like our wild Camels ;3
https://invasives.org.au/our-work/feral-animals/feral-horses/

tirrel.bsky.social•32 days ago

Camels also feel like one that absolutely shouldn't be out there

They aren't a real animal, it's just something people ride when they need to go visit a pyramid

diamondwusky.bsky.social•32 days ago

European brain moment X3

beaubarks.bsky.social•33 days ago

C a n. I. P e t. T h a t. D a w g~

pandurmonium.red•33 days ago

Conspiracy theory

rjzenith.bsky.social•33 days ago

Counterpoint: Zebras

lonelylupine.bsky.social•33 days ago

Zebras are somewhat horse shaped but their personalities are different which helps them survive better in the wild.

This difference in personalities is also why we have domesticated horses and not zebras.

tirrel.bsky.social•33 days ago

Someone put them there to pretend horses are real

zerozebrashere.bsky.social•33 days ago

speckled-doge.bsky.social•33 days ago

https://youtu.be/Avj6YVTu_Fk

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