Your Daily Affirmation: Today I am a glitter-slick stripper, strutting my stuff to a thousand hair-band ballads. The world is my pole, and I dance around it, untouchable. My underwear manifests prosperity. In small bills. So. Much. Bon. Jovi. - ThreadSky

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theauthorguy.bsky.social • 44 days ago

Your Daily Affirmation:

Today I am a glitter-slick stripper, strutting my stuff to a thousand hair-band ballads. The world is my pole, and I dance around it, untouchable. My underwear manifests prosperity. In small bills. So. Much. Bon. Jovi.

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rmhayes.bsky.social•44 days ago

Truly I am living on a prayer

flibrtjibt.bsky.social•43 days ago

Living for these affirmations lately 🤣

yossarianv5.bsky.social•44 days ago

Oh my

jasdoutho.bsky.social•44 days ago

It doesn’t even matter if I make it or not. I have each other and that’s a lot…

theweaseltimeline.bsky.social•44 days ago

“And welcoming to the stage”…

lordmyric.bsky.social•43 days ago

That sounds oddly (odd-er-ly?) like a Pine Cove story waiting to happen. “Weekend of the Polished Pole” or something.

preblebooks.bsky.social•44 days ago

Stripper name: Squirrel Nut Zipper von Marzipan.

marsuller.bsky.social•43 days ago

You should publish a calendar of your affirmations, Chris! My wife and I love them! Seriously, talk to your publisher or somebody. 😁

tracylorraine71.bsky.social•43 days ago

Thanks for the imagery. I needed a giggle today.

eljayvee.bsky.social•43 days ago

I’ll slip you a tenner if you dance to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.”

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