This is the thing that gets me, it's not just incompetent insanity some very wealthy bastards are lining their pockets every time he crashes the market and then pauses
Old Joke 🧵1/3
So Trump goes for a job at the circus.
No vacancies for a clown, only for a lion tamer.
Ring Master talks him through the job.
"When the lion takes a step back, you step forward, waving your chair, cracking your whip. If the lion takes another step back, step forward, chair, whip etc."
Old Joke 2/3🧵
"What if the lion steps forward?"
"Then you step back, wave your chair, crack your whip."
"What if the lion keeps stepping forward?"
"Keep stepping back, with your chair, whip etc, until your back is against the cage bars"
Old Joke 3/3🧵
"What then?
"Then you bend down, pick up some shit and rub it in his nose".
"What if I can't find any shit?"
"He he. That's not something you'll need worry about."
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So Trump goes for a job at the circus.
No vacancies for a clown, only for a lion tamer.
Ring Master talks him through the job.
"When the lion takes a step back, you step forward, waving your chair, cracking your whip. If the lion takes another step back, step forward, chair, whip etc."
"What if the lion steps forward?"
"Then you step back, wave your chair, crack your whip."
"What if the lion keeps stepping forward?"
"Keep stepping back, with your chair, whip etc, until your back is against the cage bars"
"What then?
"Then you bend down, pick up some shit and rub it in his nose".
"What if I can't find any shit?"
"He he. That's not something you'll need worry about."