"Tell me everything you do for your job." - people who have quite literally never worked - ThreadSky

jakevig.bsky.social • 2 days ago

"Tell me everything you do for your job."

- people who have quite literally never worked

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mr-frisby-draws.bsky.social•1 day ago

My best friend is a job having person and by proxy I know everything about every job!

plastichandbasket.bsky.social•1 day ago

EXACTLY I thought this same thing.

pgp5827.bsky.social•1 day ago

I just do my job, it’s very hard to think of and explain what I did last week.

floatippity.bsky.social•1 day ago

This comment wins.

moodyloner.bsky.social•1 day ago

I couldn't tell him everything that I have to do for my job in 5 bullet points and I DON'T HAVE A JOB

#disability

mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m self employed and work alone, and I don’t think I could satisfactorily explain everything I do to make this business a success.

mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social•2 days ago

Like, these two hour breaks to watch someone restore an old air compressor on YouTube are *load-bearing*.

psychedelicsheep9.bsky.social•1 day ago

You called it - right on!

beefunwellington.bsky.social•1 day ago

🎯🔥

aka-majortom.bsky.social•1 day ago

When I think of Musk or dRumpf I like to imagine one or both of them in the Joe Pesci scene ending the movie Casino, out in the desert digging his own grave by hand.

Wouldn't even have to shoot em. They'd both die of heartattacks first. Then just kick em in the hole. The first/last effort of labor.

tehmud.bsky.social•1 day ago

If he wants to come clean up literal shit he's more than welcome. These old folks' butts won't clean themselves.

I mean that literally I work with seniors.

alltheluna.bsky.social•1 day ago

Got asked who my manager was for my yearly review because apparently nobody knows due to my job technically not existing, but they just wanted to tell me to keep doing whatever I'm doing because it helps and never caused issues. Not sure how to fit that into 5 bullet points for anyone who'd ask.

kennotsosmart.bsky.social•1 day ago

It does seem like it should be pretty easy to fool them...

zoeslight.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought this was a legit question and got all excited. When I saw the comments I realised why it was quoted

humansarehumans.bsky.social•1 day ago

Here's the problems with firefighters.
-It costs a lot to train them
-You pay them for time they're not working.

Musk response: Arsonists
-They know how to deal with fire without training.
-You only pay them during fires.

America will be so rich.

martyrye62.bsky.social•1 day ago

I used to deliver £3000,000 a day in extremis

buickmakane71.bsky.social•2 days ago

No. Bc you'll steal my job. I've worked here 33 years, but you won't do it better than me n the customers will get mad.

steveroonie.bsky.social•1 day ago

10am - midday: I dream of living on Mars on a sunny day
Midday - 3pm: lunch break
3 - 3:35pm: toilet break
3:35pm - 4: I topple American democracy
4 - 10: tinkering with my model railway while fielding phone calls from aspiring autocrats and dictators worldwide
10pm - 10am: back into the cryo-pod

matunos.bsky.social•1 day ago

maybe Elon's just curious what sort of day to day thing humans actually do at their jobs

thelumpybunny.bsky.social•1 day ago

I just want him to sit next to me for 8 hours so he understands my job. Also when people start yelling at me on the phone, I will hand the phone over the phone so he can be yelled at for his decisions.

twosense.bsky.social•1 day ago

So, what do you do all day?

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