POLICE CAPTAIN: Someone torched these Teslas! [after someone whispers to them] POLICE CAPTAIN: Never mind. I have just been informed that they sometimes do that. Carry on. - ThreadSky

jakevig.bsky.social • 3 days ago

POLICE CAPTAIN: Someone torched these Teslas!

[after someone whispers to them]

POLICE CAPTAIN: Never mind. I have just been informed that they sometimes do that. Carry on.

Comments

cett1961.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂😂

jmebon.bsky.social•2 days ago

Which is why we don’t get to have democracy anymore

hey.rupert.murdochbait.click•3 days ago

OFFICER: "Captain, another Tesla is on fire!"

POLICE CAPTAIN: Any suspicious circumstances?

OFFICER: Yes sir, five well-dressed white men with torches and kerosene did it.

CAPTAIN: Round up the usual suspects.

No, wait. Actually, just send them all a bulk email asking if they were responsible.

stevekoehler22.bsky.social•3 days ago

🔥

citrineglitter.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hard to tell the difference, eh?

heh heh heh

numb.comfortab.ly•2 days ago

They might've gotten wet https://bsky.app/profile/numb.comfortab.ly/post/3l2t33xucwk2c

thebananaking.bsky.social•2 days ago

water makes these things catch fire

up in here, up in here

emmawrotewhat.bsky.social•2 days ago

If someone sets fire to a vehicle, it's a crime. If vehicles combust 'regularly' on heir own due to poor design or manufacturing, that's not a crime?

Asking for a friend.

dehoneybe.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂

bluethru.bsky.social•2 days ago

I hate Musk but actually gas cars catch fire at a rate of almost 100 to 1 compared to any electric. Let’s be smart. Aren’t there better things to attack Musk for than a car? It comes across as so privileged and so… republican.