GHOST: [tries to haunt me]
ME: [shows ghost current headlines]
GHOST: I can't compete with that. Good luck.
ME: [shows ghost current headlines]
GHOST: I can't compete with that. Good luck.
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these nightmares that include exploding body parts, and demons eating my cats, and I think, "that was interesting."
Then I connect to social media: immediately start panicking and developing full body shakes.