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weirdlilguys.bsky.social • 5 days ago

where is the lie

My cat is my roommate

The lie is that the cat is the little guy who lives in your house.

The truth is that the cat is the little guy who LETS YOU live in
your house.

It's really like that. "This is my roommate, sometimes he drags his butt across the floor and he has an issue with personal space."

They just didn't meet the right dogs.

Then what do you call her when she insists that my chest is her new bed?

I don't think they're a licensed doctor

Thank you, Dr. Penis Boob

*the cat lets you stay at its house

TRUE!!!

I can't help but wonder what kind of physician Dr. Penis Boob is.

Anyhow....

A cat is a master

He's my little distinguished elderly gentleman & beloved grandson. ❤️

I don’t think Dr. Penis Boob is a real doctor

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