I for one welcome our refrigerator overlords and believe they have come to us with only good intentions... - ThreadSky

ktumulty.bsky.social • 14 days ago

I for one welcome our refrigerator overlords and believe they have come to us with only good intentions...

Reposted from Major

Why does a refrigerator need a microphone?

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chicagojcb.bsky.social•14 days ago

Snip the wires.

bayla5280.bsky.social•14 days ago

The frig has a microphone so it can tell jokes:

What’s one vegetable you should never bring on a boat?

Leeks.

jacquelynngothard.bsky.social•14 days ago

refrigerator > maga

crunch-a-rama.bsky.social•14 days ago

All good until the yoghurt starts fighting with the sour cream and the cottage cheese rants about celery. I do want to hear back from that forgotten pickled herring, and maybe a word from last weeks leftovers. Let the peas reign and seldom be heard a discouraging word.

shakedown514.bsky.social•14 days ago

And why does the loo need to be smart? I guess they got tired of taking shit all the time.

themedicinebudha.bsky.social•14 days ago

Find An Anti-Idiot King Protest Near You (~);}

https://www.nokings.org

liquidsound.bsky.social•14 days ago

me: “How much beer do I have left?”

fridge: “I don’t know, moron. Why don’t you open the door and look?”

jreusser.bsky.social•13 days ago

Like what’s even the point assessing for ideas of reference in the MSE anymore?

thmbsup13.bsky.social•14 days ago

That's what they want you to believe.

adeepspacemind.bsky.social•14 days ago

There was no reality that refrigerators needed heat generating electronics embedded into them to counter the who point of needing refrigeration to begin with.

But here we are.

vsiefker.bsky.social•14 days ago

Ok Susan Collins. 😹

trippxx.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣

sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social•13 days ago

"YOU NEED MILK"
I'll go shopping..
"YOU NEED MILK RIGHT FUKKIN' NOW"
Wow, okay, I..
"MILK NOW BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS"
Hey, best buy, about this fridge..
"FOOLISH ONE, I OWN YOUR PHONE TOO.
GO GET SOME MILK IMMEDIATELY , THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING"

let's get smarter people before appliances.

adamouest.bsky.social•14 days ago

One more thing for Palantir to listen in on.

coffee216.bsky.social•14 days ago

At least the refrigerator isn't a fascist

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