When your PC gets new magical Leggings of the Yeti (+5 Charisma, based on flimsy experimentation and much hope, but not any actual facts) and he's eager to show them off to any NPC that will pay attention.
Pose aside, he looks like the painter painted the tip half of this guy and then forgot he was doing a painting and decided to do a marble sculpture instead, and later he remembered he hates painting sculptures of toes.
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(May or may not be based upon a true story.)
FIFY 😎
"I'll not drop a morsel nor soil my freshest pantaloon drip."
"Join us, please. Bros before hose."