Oh, I'm at the point I just don't give a fuck anymore. If getting blown to Oz is how I'm going out, that's how I'm going out. Yeah, I'll be defying gravity getting sucked into a vortex up into the stratosphere.
When I was a kid we had a tornado go through one night- a neighbor ended up STILL sitting on his toilet in his front yard after it left. He’s gone to the bathroom right before it hit.
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