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therickwilson.bsky.social • 140 days ago

This is...um...not a parody.

Reposted from shauna

her face has the look of a woman regretting every choice in her life that led to this
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marinevet81.bsky.social•140 days ago

Damn, shameful. She better not enjoy sex. It's for reproduction only. Hilarious 😂

theadamzone.xyz•140 days ago

Like, how do these people muster the brain power to put pants on?

Also this dude is deeper in the closet than the pair of jeans you kept from high school in case they somehow fit in the future

happygramma5.bsky.social•140 days ago

🤣🤣

taildragger-john.bsky.social•140 days ago

He's so deep in the closet, he found Narnia.

hantu0.bsky.social•140 days ago

Months from now, this man is going to start wondering why his wife is taking so many yoga classes per week. At least he'll know she likes it by the big smile on her face when she comes home sweaty.

eatsomefood.bsky.social•140 days ago

Turns out we’ve been living inside the parody this whole time.

jdjl.bsky.social•140 days ago

He's a control freak & she's ok with no orgasms?

What happens when she hits meno? He seeks another wife to achieve a non-gay orgasm with his wife?

Women who permit themselves to be treated as a breeding animal are mentally ill and have no self-respect.

itsmevicki.bsky.social•140 days ago

Have you seen the Marisa Tomei discussion on X? It's been reposted here on Bluesky, so you don't have to go there.

jdjl.bsky.social•140 days ago

What's your point? Marisa Tomei and this maga wife have nothing in common. Tomei is living a life and this maga wife is used as a breeder with no concerns for her interests for health.

itsmevicki.bsky.social•140 days ago

Ok, well for starters, as to my point: the post, which you apparently haven't looked up, was in reference to her 60th birthday and unkind remarks about "her eggs".

Secondly, your response comes across as rude.

sonsofliberty.vote•139 days ago

The entity/entities responsible for warping these people's minds are pure unadulterated evil.

sierraskier.bsky.social•140 days ago

What sad, pathetic lives these morons lead. Why do they think their god gave women the ability to orgasm in the first place???

itsmevicki.bsky.social•140 days ago

With all due respect to Rick and others, like my husband, but what the heck is wrong with the white men in this country?

kokesthedragon.bsky.social•140 days ago

When did gay become a buzz word? I remember the early 2000s when South Park would say it but it’s weird to attribute incompetence to gay.

I’m so bad at pleasing my wife that I have disgrace my sexuality if I ever do…

So if he is good at sex he’s gay. If he’s bad he’s republican. Can we billboard

minnesota-2024.bsky.social•140 days ago

Wow. I don't think he can give one, then...

kinkologist.bsky.social•140 days ago

As verified; certified: (public notarized and documented card) carrying homosexual…, he makes my gaydar go crazy.

andygjburge.bsky.social•140 days ago

I watched the video (I wish I hadn't now). I'll bet a large sum of money that she has a stock of sex toys hidden somewhere and that she'll be filing for divorce soon.

roachmotel6.bsky.social•140 days ago

Uh huh 🤦‍♀️

cynlynn3.bsky.social•140 days ago

Oh yeah, because that’s what ALL gay men do all the time… give women orgasms. Just 🙄

crispymainer.bsky.social•140 days ago

Weakness personified. These rotten righties are so broken

jeffrethecat.bsky.social•140 days ago

These guys are such jokes. All noise and bluster trying to hide a deep weakness.

3rdcoastgirl.bsky.social•140 days ago

What an idiot. She was laughing.

vdelorca.bsky.social•140 days ago

Do everyone a favor, don’t have kids

joedemocracy.bsky.social•140 days ago

I wonder if he wears the hat when they have sex. That should prevent orgasms.

metalindustries.bsky.social•140 days ago

No wonder these MAGA are always so angry.

The men think sex is only for procreation and the woman never get to have the big O.

I would be pissed as well to deny myself the pleasure of sex.

Explains alot about why 99% or Republicans are Incels.

run4cover.bsky.social•140 days ago

De-evolution in all its glory!

nexexrex.bsky.social•140 days ago

That little shit is exactly why we need a draft.

crazysaguaro.com•139 days ago

Is this why they're trying to end no fault divorce? His wife better hurry & file

randoguysmh.bsky.social•140 days ago

😂😂 These losers are self-own machines. I couldn’t be prouder to not be MAGA.

To his wife: there must be 50 ways to leave your lover. You don’t need to discuss much. Just drop off the key and set yourself free.

danishbacon.bsky.social•140 days ago

Don´t get this wrong she very well knew what she was getting in to. Let her cook in the sticky goo she jumped in to head first.

cavealien.net•140 days ago

The woefully common subatomic particle called the moron existing in it’s natural state.

jmchugh40.bsky.social•140 days ago

Too much to create red hats with:
Make America Gay Again:
Give Women Orgasms

burntundertones.bsky.social•140 days ago

eldemocrato.bsky.social•140 days ago

"I don’t value sex because of an orgasm, Ivalue sex because I know that I am going to reproduce and have another baby.” - HE is going to have another baby? Oh, right HIS WIFE is going to use her body to create another human. His job is "having the baby" was 10 seconds, if that.

cristyhbic.bsky.social•140 days ago

Just a guess,but I’m betting he can’t satisfy her. So this is his attempt at trying to convince wife sex is only for procreation…so she won’t leave and find someone who can. 🙃

melbuns43.bsky.social•140 days ago

WTF 😳

dpc1zspeaking.bsky.social•140 days ago

Remember … these people are voters.. and probably brought fascism to the US 😡

worldcitizen1994.bsky.social•140 days ago

Really hope this woman wakes up and leaves him.

trizlo.bsky.social•140 days ago

These two are trolls. Don’t give them any air.

eoldoula.bsky.social•140 days ago

I just don’t know what to say to this…

bhmyers.bsky.social•140 days ago

And all they do is create more ignorant people

plaidpants.bsky.social•140 days ago

Who was this stupid boy's role model? This has to be the single dumbest person in magaland next to empty green. This boy is proof that the magats are just plain stupid.

tldupy.bsky.social•140 days ago

Bottom line. Maga maniac has never made a woman cum.

lilbigguy.bsky.social•140 days ago

campinggrampa.bsky.social•140 days ago

He probably couldn’t give her an orgasm if he tried.

dennb56.bsky.social•140 days ago

I wouldn't be surprised if she's banging someone on the side...who doesn't think like a fucking neanderthal, but then again I could be wrong

hazelblonde33.bsky.social•140 days ago

I’m sure he’s getting his orgasms though correct?

ikew2020.bsky.social•140 days ago

Er… what happens post menopause?!??

grandmabarbara.bsky.social•140 days ago

Time to take care of the grandkids?

thronebird.bsky.social•140 days ago

That's assuming he's actually capable of getting it off with his wife and making babies. He'll blame it on her if he can't

bwhorne.bsky.social•140 days ago

But does he take the hat off during these “sessions”?

genx-mikeybald.bsky.social•140 days ago

All bravado and bullshit this kid is!!

cheferic1970.bsky.social•140 days ago

Words to live by:

Stupid people should be required to leave the gene pool.

denise-noy.bsky.social•140 days ago

What breeds these people?
So broken

eldemocrato.bsky.social•140 days ago

Churches and the BuyBull

denise-noy.bsky.social•140 days ago

Oh darn, you got me 😂🤣😂
I seriously Googled buybull.

Dawned on me as I hit enter

I’m dying here 😂

urnevertooold.bsky.social•140 days ago

@godpod.bsky.social Has to comment on this. Apparently this MAGA idiot—so man of them—can control which of his little “swimmers” can get there to do its fertilization. This is hysterical. Taking away God’s control! (Satirical)

urnevertooold.bsky.social•140 days ago

WTAF

kas1a.bsky.social•140 days ago

This is such a small dick energy 🤣🤣🤣

tedorion.bsky.social•140 days ago

Righto, I meant not to give her orgasms.

northernsnowdog.bsky.social•140 days ago

WTF is that sh!t on his neck?

robertanj.bsky.social•140 days ago

Stupid woman

indypnw.bsky.social•140 days ago

Is that Matt Damon?

taildragger-john.bsky.social•140 days ago

How to say you never made a woman orgasm, without saying it.

ilikecoconuts.bsky.social•140 days ago

Bet his nickname is Tiny. 🤏

ronin68.bsky.social•140 days ago

Neckbeard McMagahat doesn’t deserve the company of any woman. Ever.

fortherepublicbsky.bsky.social•140 days ago

🤦‍♂️

delver.bsky.social•140 days ago

Fellas is it gay to get your wife off

antifapuddinpop.bsky.social•140 days ago

But he gets to orgasm every time bc without that, no babies. NGL they are BOTH morons.

jimmytheejent.bsky.social•140 days ago

Apparently having heterosexual sex, with no intent on procreating, and strictly for mutual orgasms and enjoyment of each other is classified by MAGAts as "gay". These are stupidest people to ever exist and I'm just done with them.

lion251.bsky.social•140 days ago

No, he just doesn't know how to give pleasure to his girl, so he writes it off as 'gay' to mask his incompetence.

antifapuddinpop.bsky.social•140 days ago

Seconded.

coinfitz.bsky.social•140 days ago

TBF they're the same fuckin' chowderheads who think "being aware of and angered by systemic racism" is a Bad Thing, so.

peggychaney.bsky.social•140 days ago

I just give up on ever trying to understand how and why they think the way they do. They are not orbiting in my Universe anymore that's for sure.

nalyd620.bsky.social•140 days ago

Oh and don't forget the color blue, they think that's gay too! My husband's co worker literally said this, F ing moron.

jimmytheejent.bsky.social•140 days ago

He sounds like a little bitch to me.

nalyd620.bsky.social•140 days ago

He was a lil bitch and didn't even last at the job two months.

realskeptico.bsky.social•140 days ago

No wonder they're angry all the time

jimmytheejent.bsky.social•140 days ago

I somewhat feel sorry for these women who live under the regime of men who think their only purpose in the bedroom is for them to just lie there while he plants his seed. Truly pathetic. 🙄

davecameranerd.bsky.social•140 days ago

Same....it's frightening actually.

arbut.bsky.social•140 days ago

One would think the Darwin awards principle would clean up the gene pool.

oysterboy-redux.bsky.social•140 days ago

Hat says it all

blandydayz.bsky.social•140 days ago

This guy, he has owned the LIBS completely! Keep it up! Well, I guess he doesn't have to keep IT up, not really necessary for him!

soaringabove.bsky.social•140 days ago

We keep giving "crazy" (right and left) too much attention. They'll never go away until we learn to ignore them.

bdemayo.bsky.social•140 days ago

Bruh.

You're not *not giving her orgasms cause you think it's gay...

You're not giving her orgasms cause that D game is weak af 😭

lwumom.bsky.social•140 days ago

Wham, bam....

awfullypolitical.bsky.social•139 days ago

Some folks shouldn't reproduce anyway. 😬

grandfield.bsky.social•140 days ago

The lost generation.

reimerkevin.bsky.social•140 days ago

Wow. Do they even hear what they are saying?

kjlv8888.bsky.social•140 days ago

jotg83.bsky.social•140 days ago

Best argument I have heard against banning books this year.

bethabb.bsky.social•140 days ago

I really would love to know what happened in his life to make him think this way.

enlightenedmindset.bsky.social•140 days ago

The absolute worst, most religiously-minded parents imaginable for starters, most likely. Her parents are obviously just as bad though for not teaching her to avoid guys like this to begin with and probably encouraging her instead.

grandmabarbara.bsky.social•140 days ago

Look at that dinky little mustache he has there. I guess he thinks it makes him look manly.

dfortkiewicz.bsky.social•140 days ago

The definition of an ignorant selfish man, who sadly represents 49% of Trump voters

We should call maga the fun police! Take away everyone’s money, power, freedom & yes, even orgasims 🤡

Sounds like a great future led by small men who feel slighted

sherex55.bsky.social•140 days ago

From the looks of that attempt at a beard, baby man just got his pubes this month.

twiggy112965.bsky.social•140 days ago

The men are deviants and deplorable human beings.

Women.

We all need to stand and say no

hypervigilancegirl.bsky.social•140 days ago

No words. 😶

philliphyper.bsky.social•140 days ago

Nope…(reaches for another swig of Brawndo)….

wendychaulk60.bsky.social•140 days ago

Bahahahahahaha! Jesus H Christ…..😆😆😆

flyonsomewall.bsky.social•140 days ago

MAGA men only eat for satiation, not pleasure.

Which is why they're always so angry about people eating ice cream, which is OBVIOUSLY gay as fuck

halunner.bsky.social•140 days ago

I can only say, it was a brilliant move by Trump to focus on gaining the support of the millions and millions of dumb d*psh*ts.

belvadear.bsky.social•139 days ago

The maggot doth protest too much.

nalyd620.bsky.social•140 days ago

Well, this is different than a co worker I used to know who thought you could only have babies if you had an orgasm. But hey! What do I know?

herlo11.bsky.social•140 days ago

She's trying to understand what this "orgasm" is that he's talking about.

jsbforever.bsky.social•140 days ago

MAGA minds can't even be honest about sex. The concoction of being MAGA and evangelical results in mental illness.

williamreece.bsky.social•140 days ago

Too bad she doesn’t get to have a fulfilling life.

kevinkelly4.bsky.social•140 days ago

@therickwilson.bsky.social a pair of clown's

fifigmour.bsky.social•140 days ago

Saddest thing about this is that in 9-12 months we will have a baby boom of idiots thanks to Elonia and Couch man.

twinklebutt.bsky.social•140 days ago

If he's thinking that much about gay sex, he's already having it. In his mind, at least. And enjoying it.

brooklynbodymechanic.com•140 days ago

THIS!

vjchapman.bsky.social•140 days ago

Sadly, this reminds me of my embarrassingly ignorant grandson-in-law and my less than intelligent granddaughter. Best we can hope is people like this do not reproduce.

jeremygibsonbrown.bsky.social•140 days ago

😆

shigsby.bsky.social•140 days ago

Somebody take this person to the woods.

melbaggers.bsky.social•140 days ago

And they wonder why fewer women are getting married

radbadtad.bsky.social•140 days ago

So we have "liking your wife is gay" and "enjoying sex with your wife" is gay...

How long before they actually say that "only having sex with other men is straight"?

dereklogue.bsky.social•140 days ago

Guess I'll have to notify my girlfriend...

enlightenedmindset.bsky.social•140 days ago

Dude is the absolute worst version of himself. Where are his parents? They need a vert stern talking to/beat down and lifetime imprisonment for foisting this brainless douchebag onto the rest of this world.