you do not get it, it's called networking. he will remember me by that one funny chicken and road joke and offer me a death squad executive position any day now
I heard that Carnegie appreciated libraries since he was a child, so that might have something to do with it.
The Carnegie Library in my city was damaged heavily by a cyclone in 1912, then was torn down by the 1960s. Now there is a faction trying to tear the one from the 1960s down.
#YQR
And Jim Pattison, an overrich guy is who the children's hospital is named after in Saskatchewan. It's something that should have been built long before he tossed in millions for it be be named for him.
I’ll say it again. These tech bros were bullied and stuffed into lockers in high school. Now, it’s revenge of the nerds because they couldn’t get a date.
Bezos as bond Elon as the bad guy Zuckerberg as henchman. Of course trump as super bond. And they all look so cool which we’ll all believe! After reading anything these days I have a brain like something buried in the fridge getting spoiled
Did you align with Trump because you saw the opportunity to get in on the coming graft? Are you short on cash, cause if you are i can give you $5.00. Are you proud of your recent flip to maga values ?
A handful of wealthy Bond villains has taken over America and is now dangling their illegitimate fortunes over our heads. One is going around destroying institutions with his newly coined regulatory DOGE. Another, telling reporters what they can or can’t write.
Bezos wants to Make Bond Great Again. Physical abuse of women. Smoking. Drinking. Gambling addiction. Bad guys are Socialists, not thieves. Thieves (Capitalists) are the good guys. Leans on white privilege, family connections, and luck.
I've read that the next super-villain that Bond will be confronting is an arch-nemesis who is trying to organize a union at an Amazon fulfillment center. "Mr Bond, this monster must be stopped at any cost"!
Black women will help lead the way in fighting the Nazi fascism that has taken over America.
If you aren't prepared to fight with everything you have, to show up for #TeslaTakedown protests and in other real world ways to save our democracy, then get the fuck out of the way of those of us that are
On the right, he looks like the creepy 50+ uncle who's making sexist dad jokes, is too touchy and try too hard (and obviously fails) to look cool with the younger gens 😅🤣 there is one in every family. JB is their alpha 🤣
Jeff Bezos: "The name is...Band. James Band."
Acting Coach: "NO, Jeff! NOT "Band"..."BOND!" Jesus, 37x we've tried this, already! "
Jeff Bezos: "One more go, then. I'm a NATURAL for Band, I just KNOW it!"
Acting Coach: *facepalms*
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It's Twitter cesspool voting for James Bond right?
Steven Seagal?
Mickey Rourke?
Dan Crenshaw could be a DEI hire.
https://bsky.app/profile/dieworkwear.bsky.social/post/3lj2sxehk722c
Broccoli and Salzman are rolling in their graves
The Bezos children’s hospital.
The Zuckerberg Cancer Centre.
The Musk Museum of Science.
You haven’t. Because these billionaires are narcissistic nihilists.
The only reason the ‘Gilded Age’ robber barons built libraries & universities was to avoid taxation.
The Carnegie Library in my city was damaged heavily by a cyclone in 1912, then was torn down by the 1960s. Now there is a faction trying to tear the one from the 1960s down.
#YQR
Also named after him
At least he is doing something as opposed to Bezos, Zuck and Elon
Don’t care really because we won’t watch.
The billionaires even killed James Bond.
https://bsky.app/profile/photoonist.bsky.social/post/3lip6r6cgp22z
I fucking hate that series and I can't think of a better loser to run it into the ground
but under one condition...
Bond must become involved in gay SM...
and be violently sodomized at least 10 times during the movie.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/feb/26/jeff-bezos-washington-post-opinion
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to piss yourself delivering packages without any breaks!
Normal people: your mom
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If you aren't prepared to fight with everything you have, to show up for #TeslaTakedown protests and in other real world ways to save our democracy, then get the fuck out of the way of those of us that are
sorry - can't remember source
Bezos already has the Q-ball head. And the personality.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/feb/26/jeff-bezos-washington-post-opinion
Acting Coach: "NO, Jeff! NOT "Band"..."BOND!" Jesus, 37x we've tried this, already! "
Jeff Bezos: "One more go, then. I'm a NATURAL for Band, I just KNOW it!"
Acting Coach: *facepalms*
But he sucks at that, too. He is awful and venal.
But Musk and Starlink and flamethrowers easily take the crown.