I have a tactical baby vest that my daughter absolutely loves because it keeps her close to daddy’s chest. The camo green really makes my eyes pop and it keeps her snug as a bug as I walk my widdle dainty doggy down the block.
You can do so many more reps of 225 when you wear your baby during benchpresses their soft heads help bounce the bar back up. Not to mention that baby and dad are spending more time together it's really next level stuff
I am *extremely* uncomfortable with that “OnlyDads” graphic at the bottom of the page being associated with a baby carrier. That is some wildly fraught and possibly illegal psychology going on there.
Yeah I mean....my own father described all the purity ring daddy daughter dance shit "incestuous" when I was in high school and my dude did not ask his permission to marry me because my dad's position has always been that I'm a whole person. Many men in this country do not share that sentiment.
This reminds me, one of my favorite things is when I’m about to board a flight and they ask for anyone who is/was in the military to board. Then I see the dude who is wearing fake tactical shit like this and doesn’t board because he’s a poser.
i like it, but my ejected shell casings keep ending up in the carrier and Coltyn keeps puttin em in his mouth. if I have to take him to the emergency room one more time dcfs is gonna take him away. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Message: children are a burden, but the kind you choose to bear like the stuff in the gym--which is an interesting choice as the gym is a deeply problematic space for Tactical Guys who, stripped of their cosplay props, are invariably the least fit demographic in the building.
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To carry their children
LIFTING
That's actually an unintentional dunk on how insecure you have to be to buy this product, lmao
You'll liquify an infant's innards if they're hit wearing that.