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gtconway.bsky.social • 102 days ago

He is so full of sheath

Reposted from Acyn

Trump: We identified and stopped $50 million being sent to Gaza to buy condoms for Hamas. And you know what's happened to them? They've used them as a method of making bombs.

Comments

myt00sense.bsky.social•102 days ago

Where does s### like this come from? Seriously, who would think of something this insane.

loony2nz.bsky.social•102 days ago

they use a roulette wheel of various topics that they throw darts at

tupelomike.bsky.social•102 days ago

"Bombs"? Is that a Melania euphemism?

tartinitone.bsky.social•101 days ago

I’ll bet this has lead to some interesting search results.

wriley1.bsky.social•102 days ago

He is out of his mind.

larrycolvin.bsky.social•102 days ago

Keep your day job George.

mkmcdaniels.bsky.social•102 days ago

You misspelled shit.

snowsh.bsky.social•102 days ago

I like the S&L version of Trump better.

flyhyland.bsky.social•102 days ago

What a liar.

pammendesjohnson.bsky.social•102 days ago

Those are all the ones he never used.

co-wizard.bsky.social•102 days ago

He raw dogs his voters daily

jodygrinder.bsky.social•102 days ago

"How about that?"

yellowdaffodil.bsky.social•102 days ago

Condom bombs 🤔🤔🤔
Fucking moron👍

colsen54.bsky.social•102 days ago

True story.
https://m.jpost.com/arab-israeli-conflict/incendiary-balloons-launched-from-gaza-are-often-condoms-616619

msbak.bsky.social•102 days ago

So punny

pinky420.bsky.social•102 days ago

Completely shafting them by taking away their condoms.
It’s a head scratcher
😝

lexnonquaeritquem.bsky.social•101 days ago

They’re using condoms to make bombs? 😂 What kinds of bombs? Tough water balloons?

khshan.bsky.social•102 days ago

If anyone believes what he's saying is true, they should earn an acting job in Idiocracy II.

mytrainwrecks.bsky.social•102 days ago

Someone please name these types of bombs, thanks.

thepowertobeheard.bsky.social•102 days ago

Condom bombs!

Imagine the shrapnel from a latex condom?

A bomb requires an enclosed rigid container to contain and direct the explosive force and increase pressure buildup before rupture, which enhances the destructive effect through fragmentation or blast wave propagation

Just sayin'

manhasnoname.bsky.social•102 days ago

This is going to mushroom.

wokeazzdeadhead.bsky.social•102 days ago

And you should see the incredible water balloon bombs they make when you hook them up to the California spigot huge

mimicestmoi.bsky.social•102 days ago

Are people really believing this?

technausea.bsky.social•102 days ago

Absolute lies.

staycface.bsky.social•101 days ago

He knee 'condoms' would outrage his base. What a fuck

alisonscott.bsky.social•102 days ago

What the actual eff?

carol58.bsky.social•102 days ago

4 years of this.........😒

scigentfarm.bsky.social•102 days ago

Article 25 this MF!

lenaem72.bsky.social•102 days ago

Oh FFS

blair4347.bsky.social•101 days ago

So full of drivel. Or is it dribble?

hollygaye.bsky.social•102 days ago

He wouldn’t know a condom if it snapped him in the ass. Stormy even said he didn’t use one.

slartibartfast34.bsky.social•102 days ago

Let's wrap this up

mommamack.bsky.social•102 days ago

How can people believe the lies coming out of his filthy mouth???

mandyhubwilson.bsky.social•102 days ago

Does he believe the sheath he spews? Crazy sheath!

sun-sawed.bsky.social•102 days ago

Condom bombs won the Trojan War.

tooncesdacat.bsky.social•101 days ago

😹

prr333.bsky.social•102 days ago

Like... water balloons?

outdoorgirl22.bsky.social•102 days ago

Sure is.

hollyhockcottage.bsky.social•102 days ago

Do any of his followers realize this is totally insane and a lie?

soonersean.bsky.social•102 days ago

No. Check out Twitter - they believe every word.

hollyhockcottage.bsky.social•102 days ago

I know, it was just a rhetorical question. I dare not look at Twitter.

hollyhockcottage.bsky.social•102 days ago

Insane... anyone who believes this sheath is hopeless.

vtmoderate.bsky.social•102 days ago

Maybe he’s mistaken and instead of bombs, he means water balloons🎈

erlygrl.bsky.social•102 days ago

Keeps spilled out of his shit filled mouth

margeandfriday.bsky.social•102 days ago

Ttump's mad because they didn't buy his condoms and he's got way too much inventory.

sandadis.bsky.social•102 days ago

Just guessing from history but pretty sure he's full of shit again.

ncbears.bsky.social•102 days ago

You just know that Trump would fill condoms up with water as if they were water balloons and throw them at people.

ncbears.bsky.social•102 days ago

If he stopped Hamas from getting condoms (which his anti-contraception crowd endorses), then how is Hamas using the things they didn't get for bombs? I'm so confused.

janerabbit.bsky.social•102 days ago

how *did* we get here? and why are all those guys standing stock still behind him?

forensicguy.bsky.social•102 days ago

Sheep?

truexted.bsky.social•102 days ago

…baloney. Fixed it for you.

homewatch.bsky.social•102 days ago

Oh ffs

kimba1129.bsky.social•102 days ago

He doesn't sound too well or look that well.

ksjackson-levine.bsky.social•102 days ago

I'd love for there to be a time where I don't say "Oh for FUCKS sake!" at least once a day.

bahamasherco3.bsky.social•102 days ago

I look forward to when there is a time I say it only 20x a day‼️FFS FFS FFS FFS AD NAUSEAM😵‍💫🤦🏼‍♀️

happygardengirl.bsky.social•102 days ago

Maybe with the condoms they can contain the explosion

happygardengirl.bsky.social•102 days ago

It’s a cover up

drfsuper.center•102 days ago

We did send condoms to Gaza in *checks notes* 2019 when *checks notes again* Trump was president

debchasse.bsky.social•102 days ago

They’re making bombs from condoms?!!! I can’t even…

ditaylor-blue.bsky.social•102 days ago

Condoms. WTAF. Was he watching the same channel that played “they’re eating the pets”

quiltynana.bsky.social•102 days ago

Cheez n rice! The man is a complete lunatic.

pekerpotpie.bsky.social•102 days ago

Trojan horses

thisuserisdumb.bsky.social•102 days ago

katneil.bsky.social•102 days ago

Holy shit! Now there’s a Molotov condom!

sat50.bsky.social•102 days ago

If he wrote a book based on this bull, Republicans would ban it from schools -- too sexually explicit.

boomerbag.bsky.social•102 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 yeth

caracho.bsky.social•102 days ago

It’s already proven false. Of course, Twitter magnified this message

glenij.bsky.social•102 days ago

முட்டாள் கிழட்டு முட்டாள்

muttal kizhattu muttal

Tamil

moon4841.bsky.social•102 days ago

Moron

moon4841.bsky.social•102 days ago

Morin

okaydumbass.bsky.social•102 days ago

George, have you tried mirth control?

schatzkin.bsky.social•102 days ago

The man has way too much penis on his mind.

sjb1.bsky.social•102 days ago

Ummm what?🤦😂

thefool37.bsky.social•102 days ago

More Soviet style lying from Donnie

dadjah.bsky.social•102 days ago

Does America have condom bombs already?

dadjah.bsky.social•102 days ago

Well it looks like we do!

mattsobek.bsky.social•102 days ago

Does he actually know what a condom is?

greyghost11.bsky.social•101 days ago

What would this swingin dik know about condoms

mastersparky.bsky.social•102 days ago

$50 million that is a lot of condom Bombs. I am curious what kind and type of condom was going over. Magnums? XXXL? Ribed?
Maybe someone over at Fox news could get on that?

jbor9401.bsky.social•102 days ago

I'm beginning to think that the worm that supposedly died in Robert Kennedy's brain somehow found it's way in to Trump's.

knox377.bsky.social•102 days ago

💯

babs88.bsky.social•102 days ago

Dementia Donny is such an embarrassment

beenz-e.bsky.social•102 days ago

This piece of shit talks so incredibly stupid, and our stupid fellow citizens buy into it.

katzenvarsha.bsky.social•102 days ago

What's funny is that none of his voters will fact check this. They know it's BS, but they don't want confirmation, because he is a religious figure. They've traded Jesus for Trump, and pointing it out makes them furious.

rose-aphrodite.bsky.social•102 days ago

50 million to buy condoms for Hamas, says the President of United States.

texaswoad.bsky.social•102 days ago

Were they water balloon bombs?

soonersean.bsky.social•102 days ago

It doesn’t matter. His red hat morons believe every single word.

Someone - Newsom, for example, needs to have a counter news conference and lay out the facts.

It may not help but we have to do something.

travels3.bsky.social•102 days ago

Hearing the orange man child say social security is an entitlement shows he never had a paycheck so he could understand tax witholding.

kathrynegayle.bsky.social•102 days ago

He knows that he can spew stupid sh*t; and, his cult will eat it up!

massmatthew.bsky.social•102 days ago

If only his Father had used one.

sammyog1694.bsky.social•101 days ago

Or mom used a hanger

loony2nz.bsky.social•102 days ago

or pulled out, but here we are. thanks fred.

msmmedia.bsky.social•102 days ago

People are laughing in the audience - this is nuts. How about that? Condom bombs?

mandianne.bsky.social•102 days ago

Repugnants cannot go a day without getting into the nethers in some way, shape or form. Weird to the core

momofyr.bsky.social•102 days ago

I thought that this was a Borowitz headline at first.

kim-b.bsky.social•102 days ago

Fibbed for his pleasure.

pbpaul.bsky.social•102 days ago

Ribbed?

dunplayin.bsky.social•102 days ago

Puns only, please.

manhasnoname.bsky.social•102 days ago

His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.

pbpaul.bsky.social•102 days ago

Puns enough but 2 are two many?

dunplayin.bsky.social•102 days ago

You're too funny. 😉

pbpaul.bsky.social•102 days ago

Wish I knew you better...that line of yours really deserves a great come back. 😲😇

kim-b.bsky.social•102 days ago

He’s mad because it was a $50m rubber check.

kathydula49.bsky.social•102 days ago

Lies lies lies

realbuzzman.bsky.social•102 days ago

Somewhere there’s a Trojan sales rep. who lost a BIG commission check.

postcoffeeera.bsky.social•102 days ago

I'm suspecting a cover-up. No cap.

ziggyman.bsky.social•102 days ago

Hamas are well known for always asking "Does my bomb look big in this?"

kevin-del.bsky.social•102 days ago

If they are ribbed, does that mean the bomb has a bigger explosion.

fleetlife.bsky.social•102 days ago

Distraction

deadheadhiker.bsky.social•102 days ago

Someone needs to tell him the correct term is “bombdoms”.

boatmatears.bsky.social•102 days ago

The only condoms sent to the Middle East were sent to Jordan. The majority of condoms were sent to Africa to prevent AIDS.

pwrussell.bsky.social•102 days ago

He’s a rubber baron.

wclamp.bsky.social•102 days ago

He knows that's a lie and he knows that his people will believe
it. We need to make sure that those words come back to haunt him forever.

lapisbluenote.bsky.social•102 days ago

If Hamas is developing new technology for bomb making with condoms, maybe we should have the CIA recruit their top talent?? Could revolutionize the arms industry. All you will need is proximity to a CVS to wage warfare if the technology gets in the wrong hands, so that's a problem also.

coastalgypsy.bsky.social•101 days ago

Shut up your shit mouth.

sammyog1694.bsky.social•101 days ago

What’s up with the military presence behind him. Hmmm kinda like Putin…Kim Jong Un

barrylee770.bsky.social•102 days ago

Hmmm …wonder if this is a lie??? Hmmmmmm

delmonteconte.bsky.social•102 days ago

Water balloons aren’t considered bombs by most weapons experts.

chicagoali.bsky.social•102 days ago

Yet we know he really isn’t….

hohnee55.bsky.social•102 days ago

Belongs in a rubber room.

johnspikowski.com•102 days ago

Trump should be committed to a mental health facility for the insane.

szoe206.bsky.social•102 days ago

If anyone believes that…well I guess we are talking about MAGAs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

level90.bsky.social•102 days ago

Just utter nonsense.

juhneenhowe.bsky.social•102 days ago

mar75aley.bsky.social•101 days ago

That’s al he think about sex after all he is a sex offender

bleubutterfly.bsky.social•102 days ago

Or is he? 🍄

debibliss.bsky.social•102 days ago

So I can storm the Capitol, crawl through a broken widow, and if they stop me, i can cry senior abuse.

infomatisk.bsky.social•102 days ago

Water balloon bombs?

nyy-ws-or-bust.bsky.social•99 days ago

Sounds like a sticky situation.

riley1961.bsky.social•101 days ago

I’ll give him this, he exposed the entire republican establishment for what it’s been for two decades, a hateful sht show of mean.

allie4162.bsky.social•102 days ago

I can’t even believe anyone would believe this … it’s a freaking joke that they would

colsen54.bsky.social•102 days ago

Unbelievable, but It's true.
https://m.jpost.com/arab-israeli-conflict/incendiary-balloons-launched-from-gaza-are-often-condoms-616619

nancye16.bsky.social•102 days ago

Who comes up with this insanity?

daughterofman.bsky.social•101 days ago

I've seen a dozen people repost this shit on Facebook already this morning. It's so obviously untrue and easily debunked, yet they're all rage-posting.

smudge2.bsky.social•102 days ago

What kind of bombs? Water balloons?

froggernurse.bsky.social•102 days ago

LMAO. He is such and idiot! And he really thinks we are stupid

ejholstein.bsky.social•102 days ago

Gaza is also a province in Mozambique, but that doesn’t explain the madness of this comment

sunrocksmiles.bsky.social•102 days ago

He's a laughing stock.

thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social•102 days ago

Man, if you thought the Jewish space laser was a threat, it's nothing compared to condom bombs.

mzfits.bsky.social•101 days ago

HE needs to pull one over his dick👤 and inhale!

kathythequeen.bsky.social•102 days ago

Honestly, is he insane? The president of the United States of America is insane lost his mind a looney tune. That statement is as ridiculous as they are eating the cats and the dogs. He needs a sound check.

quiltynana.bsky.social•102 days ago

Yes. Yes he is. God help us.

tuliplucy.bsky.social•101 days ago

People believe his nonsense.

mjf63.bsky.social•102 days ago

This cannot be real.

lpdoak.bsky.social•102 days ago

Ass bleach and bomb condoms.....one more for the meme list...

lpdoak.bsky.social•102 days ago

President of the United States ya'll!

maco1987.bsky.social•102 days ago

There are savvy Trump lies and there are stupid Trump lies. This is the stupid one period he's trying to make his stupidity, the lead story and not his illegal suspension of funding.

radiostatik.bsky.social•102 days ago

They’re making water bombs? Aren’t they designed to break? 🤔

some-marc-guy.bsky.social•102 days ago

What a maroon.

jmdo.bsky.social•102 days ago

Idiot full stop....

jamesedward68.bsky.social•102 days ago

This is the same buffoon that spreads crap about opening the water up in California.

Trump doesn’t even know what a condom is. How many abortions did he pay for?

He has been in the next phase of narcissistic dementia for several months.

He’s decaying✔️

celestemarx.bsky.social•102 days ago

Anything for attention.

suesuperpi.bsky.social•102 days ago

He is crazier than shit.

colsen54.bsky.social•102 days ago

Sadly the condom bomb story is true. Not the $50 million, but the bomb part is.
https://m.jpost.com/arab-israeli-conflict/incendiary-balloons-launched-from-gaza-are-often-condoms-616619

pommefemme.bsky.social•102 days ago

Time for the 25th Amendment!

catocokid.bsky.social•101 days ago

Hahahahaha. Jfc what a moron. Republicans are so fucking stupid.

revkatedennis.bsky.social•102 days ago

Unbelievable. And MAGA believes this nonsense. We need better mental health care in this country.

degnee55.bsky.social•102 days ago

I absolutely cannot believe he said that. What the hell is in that brain, how does he come up with this crazy shit? Condom bombs?!

grandmabarbara.bsky.social•102 days ago

Someone who wants to make him look demented whispers these things in his ear and he thinks they are true.

debibliss.bsky.social•102 days ago

It's the reason we spent $50 million.

rgsmithaz.bsky.social•102 days ago

I’m guessing Hamas leaders saw a YouTube video on how to make a nuclear bomb out of Trojan magnum water balloons. Glad trump stopped this just in time.

danmax802.bsky.social•102 days ago

How do you build a condom bomb? Asking for…me.

kitkatty1128.bsky.social•102 days ago

Trying to save face from yesterday’s clusterfuck. Remember that stupid sharpie hurricane shit. 🤦🏼‍♀️

lemarcdesruisseaux.bsky.social•102 days ago

🤡🤡🤡 coming from a draft dodger .. make total sense.

morallyethical.bsky.social•102 days ago

Good one George!

feraljoe.bsky.social•102 days ago

Someone definitely trolled his teleprompter with that statement. He's to senile to realize what he said.

wamland.bsky.social•102 days ago

And then we ate their dogs and put the leftovers in the condoms. And I looked at the shape and said that’s interesting. I will call it a sausage. I invented sausages. You’re welcome America
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