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gtconway.bsky.social • 14 hours ago

Please proceed to the cashier’s window to collect your winnings. Thank you and congratulations on your successful wager

So......the Republican stroke-fest CPAC starts this weekend.

What are the odds on Matt Schlapp getting drunk and molesting a young man? My money is on Schlapp.

Comments

tuckingfired.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Was on my bingo card

stopfamilyabuse.bsky.social•14 hours ago

you are too funny, man !!

yourwitcher.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Someone moniter grindr usage

rovingrover.bsky.social•14 hours ago

These guys have been edging for almost a solid month. I mean...something's gotta blow right?

jalan-jeff.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Make it fair. Set a minimum of victims greater than 3.

terps3040.bsky.social•13 hours ago

And Mercedes just takes it.

machadoseaside.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Keep your eye out for Matt at the cashier's window.

sonofivan.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Young Republicans: avoid the bar or any low lit hospitality suites.

pamelaphillippeh.bsky.social•13 hours ago

So he’s driving a Tesla now, not a Mercedes!??

dolphinsrule65.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Grndr's servers are already crashing.

my2bits4u.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Jfc. Feb 8th ? This guy needs to get a grip on himself . Maybe we need to send some BBC his way and teach him a lesson.

lorigb.bsky.social•12 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/joshtpm.bsky.social/post/3likyxlbplk27

dawildboarcjd.bsky.social•2 hours ago

The odds were high, and the winnings were marginal.

rewdawakening.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Shlapp has her anal ease ready

huffandpuff.bsky.social•14 hours ago

The odds are HIGH on the ‘Elon Nazi Salute Monitoring Scale’ that Matt Schlapp gets very schloopy with his hands again and he’ll probably do a NAZI salute too…

realitybites66.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Nothing to see here I guess!
https://bsky.app/profile/realitybites66.bsky.social/post/3liqhec26ks2o

katy-vitiello76.bsky.social•13 hours ago

😂😂😂😂

hotelalhamra.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Oh please, that’s like saying what are the odds the sun is going to rise tomorrow or Elon Musk’s destruction of the federal government is going to end in disaster?

There’s no sport in wagering on certainties.

shaym114.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Wonder if they’ll crash the Grindr site like they did at the convention last summer?

tacojolly.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I want them to let us access their live metrics so we can put up a running counter of users is the hotel.

onewokecitizen.bsky.social•14 hours ago

George why are so many republican men closeted?

therealmarchhare.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I dunno.

That bet was sorta of like saying "I think a horse will win the Kentucky Derby this year..."

sergioramshackle.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Whatever happened to that story? It seemed to just drop off my radar. Were the accusations against him proven to be false or did they pay the guy off?

muppetofchaos.bsky.social•14 hours ago

And he couldn't have the decency to confine his behavior to an airport bathroom. Oh how the Republican Party has fallen.

hopeful4all2.bsky.social•12 hours ago

😂😂😂

alien1900.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Schlapp Happy

johninnj.bsky.social•12 hours ago

cindylouwho123.bsky.social•14 hours ago

oh snap

jeremyslade6.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I was wondering what was going on… my Special K and Viagra dealers were both completely out of supply… assholes!

redmist27.bsky.social•59 minutes ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ohubhave.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Grindr gonna be lit this weekend.

jacknyoc.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Schlapp stroke fest is right…based on all the repeat news reports.

bettybythebeech.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Grim.

humblemillennial.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Look. That was in the past, he's grown as a person and the right caliber of leadership material needed for fighting these disgusting immoral leftists.

fatmadt.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Grindr will be affected, I'm sure.

cairbear00000.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Is it true grinder has crashed twice since the conference opened?

interstate88.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I almost choked on my beer. Well done lol

kybez.bsky.social•10 hours ago

So many in one place. So many planes.

gamercat365.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Matt schlapp sounds like an STI instead of someone's name

freddiefarkle.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I didn't have Elon Muscovite playing the electric chainsaw on my Bingo card.

habsfan1954.bsky.social•52 minutes ago

Can't be much of a payout on that bet, given that Matt is always the odds-on favourite. They don't call it the ol' Schlapp & Tickle for nothing.

realitybites66.bsky.social•11 hours ago

equisphere.bsky.social•14 hours ago

🤣

northquahog.bsky.social•31 minutes ago

Sad truth. I hope their case is successful. I don’t want to see more of Schlapp vs Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe. All hands on deck, nothing’s sacred. If that is being woke, go ahead, call me names. In Bourne, we have bridges to worry about. Even with all those MAGA rallies, they’re still under the knife.

peaceful283.bsky.social•14 hours ago

jeffdudaphdco.bsky.social•11 hours ago

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

marcoflo65.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Gropers gotta grope … 🤔

thespecialk.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Got to wonder how many hotel pee pee tapes will be recorded.

trinitymarch.bsky.social•13 hours ago

All the male prostitutes in town will be busy with all those good Christian husbands.

denniscolehill.bsky.social•13 hours ago

The over/under? I'll take both...

jonnyhopkins.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Again??

stoneface58.bsky.social•3 hours ago

That’s not fair,they’re already coming out in droves claiming how he groping everyone.

rlnees.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Just one change, he won't be drunk.

khr5.bsky.social•13 hours ago

You are so right

sbpnw.bsky.social•7 hours ago

He must feel weirdly proud of his prescience.

sammyog1694.bsky.social•13 hours ago

With Gaetz sitting in the corner stroking

erikday.bsky.social•14 hours ago

How much money is CPAC ready to hand out this time to cover up another Sexual Harassment scandal

toddadam.bsky.social•14 hours ago

How many times have they crashed Grindr?

pastorjason666.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Not worth a bet - the odds are way too high.

riolindamex.bsky.social•1 hour ago

clodpool.bsky.social•13 hours ago

He did it again?

groovyavr.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I can buy eggs next week!!!!!!

glendaaus.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Schlapp the schlapper

pguts1556.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I bet grindr went down again

dmoni2022.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Sexual deviant is one of the prerequisites to be in the Maga party!

mindwalkermana.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Usually only man on women sexual assault is accepted - well publicly anyway. I'm private apparently they really are having gay orgies... Has anyone checked to see if Grinders gone down in CPAC?

derkoolschrank.bsky.social•13 hours ago

SchlappSchlapp

johnnydoey14.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Elonia Musk better take care of that kid who goes by the name Big Balls.

sunnyhippies.bsky.social•10 hours ago

permosia.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Sexual Assault Administration

tracyfarmer.bsky.social•11 hours ago

🤣

happiness22.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Mercedes better keep her boo in check...

no-orange-clowns.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Perhaps he hooks up with Argentina’s President, who will use the opportunity to convince the Trump camp to join BRICS…

Joking aside…bad shit is coming…brace yourselves…

oregonamis.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I hope somebody checks the traffic on Grinder.

undine1975.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Yep, Schlapp will slip

avendarien.bsky.social•14 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣

thehip.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Gone are the day when the GOP confined this Schlapp happy behaviour to the privacy of airport washroom stalls

turn9.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Schlapp, Schlapp, Schlapp, Schlapp, Schlapp…

tacojolly.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Hey, can I put money on something heretical happening? Literal worship of Trump or someone denouncing the Hyperstatic Union? But the twist will be Evangelicals will love it.