Yoda: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Me: You're pretty smart for a Muppet.

Yoda: Muppet I am not.

Me: Take it easy, Rowlf.

Yoda: Idiot, you are, hmm?

Me: I'm like ten times your size.

Yoda: Size matters not.

Me: That's not what your wife said.