DOG: WHAT IS THAT?
ME: Trash truck. It's Thursday.
DOG: I WILL FIGHT IT. SET ME LOOSE.
Me: This happens every Thursday.
DOG: STILL READY TO FIGHT.
Me: They're taking our garbage.
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DOG: Why would you give away perfectly good garbage?
ME: Trash truck. It's Thursday.
DOG: I WILL FIGHT IT. SET ME LOOSE.
Me: This happens every Thursday.
DOG: STILL READY TO FIGHT.
Me: They're taking our garbage.
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DOG: Why would you give away perfectly good garbage?
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