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violetmusing.bsky.social • 46 days ago

I'm gonna grow my own Doritos.

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ceramicdrip.bsky.social•46 days ago

How

violetmusing.bsky.social•46 days ago

Dorito seeds.

eelaware.bsky.social•45 days ago

you'll need a terrarium and some wild nacho cheeses

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

Great idea!!

louishenwood.bsky.social•46 days ago

You have to be careful, don't over water them and they like a dry, sandy soil

violetmusing.bsky.social•46 days ago

I promise to be diligent!

royalprincess.bsky.social•45 days ago

put coca cola while growing them and it will grow a whole factory! That produces both coke and Doritos!

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yummm!

jasontheaverage.bsky.social•45 days ago

A lot have tried, but Dorito farming is not for the faint of heart.

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

Good thing I'm stubborn.

buickmakane71.bsky.social•45 days ago

I only harvest 12 snack size bags a year. It's very disappointing.

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

We must figure out how to change this! Maybe some Miracle Grow?

buickmakane71.bsky.social•45 days ago

That gets you the great value brand.

No.

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

😄

twinsurvivalist.bsky.social•45 days ago

Send me some seeds, please. I’ve always wanted to start a garden.

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

I already made plans to set some aside for you.

twinsurvivalist.bsky.social•45 days ago

🙏

old-drummer-guy.bsky.social•45 days ago

Lol. Good luck. I couldn't get them to sprout.

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

I read watering them with Mountain Dew could be the trick.

old-drummer-guy.bsky.social•45 days ago

🎯

ed-tekhead.bsky.social•46 days ago

Nice!

scullyresists.bsky.social•45 days ago

Please do let me know how you make out with that. I'm trying to grow my own Hershey kisses without much luck. Tips appreciated. 🤗

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

You got it!!

archaictorment.bsky.social•46 days ago

Remember to water them often with Mountain Dew, its got what the plants crave.

violetmusing.bsky.social•46 days ago

Omg! You're so right!

therealscotchtape.bsky.social•46 days ago

Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?

violetmusing.bsky.social•46 days ago

I'm thinking both. Although the Cool Ranch is probably easier to grow.

uffdada.bsky.social•46 days ago

Hybrids are popular now days.

violetmusing.bsky.social•46 days ago

So maybe a Cheeto/Dorito?

uffdada.bsky.social•46 days ago

Now we’re motherfuckin talkin.

violetmusing.bsky.social•46 days ago

therealscotchtape.bsky.social•46 days ago

This is solid.

californiahorst.bsky.social•45 days ago

Nacho cheese is considered an heirloom Dorito

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

gwolf8958.bsky.social•45 days ago

Slice it to chilli plant and then you got something real

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

Not a bad idea.

gwolf8958.bsky.social•45 days ago

Splice not slice… deep sigh

manxaroni.bsky.social•45 days ago

100 years from now, somebody standing on your property: Yup. This used to be Dorito fields, far as the eye could see.

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤣💀🤣💀

theweatherboard9.bsky.social•45 days ago

From seed? 🤔

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

Haven't worked out ths details yet, and Home Depot didn't have any.

theweatherboard9.bsky.social•45 days ago

Easier from a cutting...😜

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

🤭🤣

jawzlynn.bsky.social•45 days ago

Woah I didn't know you grew rhem

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

😄

coreyace.bsky.social•45 days ago

So instead of a green thumb, you'll have an orange Doritoe?

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

sisuthefin.bsky.social•46 days ago

Please and then show me … flaming hot is my fav!

violetmusing.bsky.social•46 days ago

😂😂😂 ok!

thevoidcalls.bsky.social•45 days ago

Genius and madness.

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

You know me?! 🤣

thevoidcalls.bsky.social•44 days ago

Oh definitely 😅

sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social•45 days ago

"I'm moving to Montana soon..gonna grow me a crop of dental floss.."

confitesprit.bsky.social•45 days ago

My thought, exactly.

https://genius.com/The-mothers-of-invention-montana-lyrics

maxhyde.bsky.social•45 days ago

Cash crops are in

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yeayuhhhhhh

party-on.bsky.social•45 days ago

Off the fatta the lan

violetmusing.bsky.social•45 days ago

😄

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