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nazrinyoukai.bsky.social • 28 days ago

I could easily marry that bamboo princess

👻''Bamboo princess. . .you mean Houraisan? Doubt a lowly youkai like yourself could make royalty fall in love.''

Woag! Happy for you two!

You are NOT invited to any wedding.

You'd eat my bridal party!

What do you mean! I can't eat a party! That's stupid!

stupid people do stupid things. Stupid.

But what's your plan to find- ah.

It’s a fool proof plan!

Bamboo has royalty now? Well, there's a sentient umbrella so I guess bamboo ain't no different.

I mean the princess who lives with the bamboo!

Ah yeah, Kaguya.

I was thinking of courting her myself but eh, I'd win~ Too easy.

What's easy for you is super easy for me!

Ah, must be your youth. I'm sure Kaguya would relate to how you stay young year after year.

Maybe. I'll look just like I have for millenia, you'll probably be wrinkly in a year or ten.

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