Fleck the walls with stinky diapers,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

'Tis the season yaks get shaven,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Don we now our rubber nipples,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Fill your uncle's boots with coleslaw,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!