I'm 6'6". Every conversation ever:
Them: "Wow, you're tall."
[Me (internal voice): "Ohmygod, what!? Why did no one tell me this sooner?"]
Me: "Thank you."
Them: "How tall are you?"
[Me (internal voice): "5'10". The stripes make me look taller."]
Me: "6'6"." ...
Them: "Wow, you're tall."
[Me (internal voice): "Ohmygod, what!? Why did no one tell me this sooner?"]
Me: "Thank you."
Them: "How tall are you?"
[Me (internal voice): "5'10". The stripes make me look taller."]
Me: "6'6"." ...
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[Me (internal voice): "No. Do you play miniature golf?"]
Me: "Yes."
Lather, rinse, repeat.