Vladimir Putin and his driver were on a trip in Luhansk when all of a sudden they hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly. Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. - ThreadSky

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cf-neverforget.bsky.social • 49 days ago

Vladimir Putin and his driver were on a trip in Luhansk when all of a sudden they hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly. Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.

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cf-neverforget.bsky.social•49 days ago

About one hour later, Putin sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, a cigar in the other, and his shirt unbuttoned. "What happened to you?" asked Putin.

cf-neverforget.bsky.social•49 days ago

"Well, the farmer gave me the Horilka, his wife gave me a box of cigars and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me. "My God, what did you tell them?" asks Putin.

cf-neverforget.bsky.social•49 days ago

The driver replies, "Khayl Putin, I killed the pig!" 🇷🇺

tabascotom.bsky.social•49 days ago

what does Khayl mean?

draconious.bsky.social•49 days ago

I think it’s just phonetically transcribing what a Russian trying to say “hail” sounds like. In Cyrillic, it’d be spelled хайл

amnick.bsky.social•47 days ago

concerning pigs

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