‘A candidate running for Clive Palmer's Trumpet of Patriots party in the seat of Dickson is facing criminal & weapons charges’ 🙄😵‍💫 Another cookalalah comes out of the woodwork. Welcome to a world where rancid RW politics attracts every miscreant known to humanity. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04... - ThreadSky

shiannonc.bsky.social • 4 days ago

‘A candidate running for Clive Palmer's Trumpet of Patriots party in the seat of Dickson is facing criminal & weapons charges’

🙄😵‍💫

Another cookalalah comes out of the woodwork.

Welcome to a world where rancid RW politics attracts every miscreant known to humanity.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-14/michael-jessop-bail-serious-charges-federal-election-candidate/105174716

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womanoutraged.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is that "cookalalah" or "crookalalah"?🤔

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

Might be an either/and/or 😏

corr64.bsky.social•4 days ago

And these are some of the worst.

unitybelle.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Trumpet of Patriots" sounds like a collective noun, like "Bellend of Dickheads"

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yes! 😂😂

lisatellstruth.bsky.social•4 days ago

Down the bottom of Oz

Sw Victoria there is scant info re Trumpet 🎺 candidate

All I can find is they’re not from our area

Failed #UAP candidate 22

As was her husband

hinckleygirl60.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is ours in Rankin, think Jim might just win

lisatellstruth.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nice

hinckleygirl60.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yep but preferences are going to be a pain

lisatellstruth.bsky.social•4 days ago

Similar to my choices

Top 3

Include a good independent in my electorate, ALP, greens

Remaining scum are equally vile

lareinemargaux.bsky.social•4 days ago

And they never learn. Remember Pauline Hanson and James Ashby courting the NRA?

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

Who could forget?

bap53.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fairly predictable!!

thaliasmog.bsky.social•4 days ago

"It is also alleged that during a further search of the vehicle officers located a shovel, axe, gloves, duct tape, ropes and a cadaver bag" WTF?!

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

I know, right? WTAF? 😱😵‍💫😬

cinderellaoz.bsky.social•4 days ago

Where does he find them #joblot

irenelomis.bsky.social•4 days ago

😅😂 “… cookalalah..”

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

I call it as I see it 😏

irenelomis.bsky.social•4 days ago

Keep on calling it!!

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂🙏🏻

gennerveevy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Cadaver bag in the car and his entire reason why he’s innocent is he’s a bit old for it? 😳

Mate, we have no idea what you weren’t caught for prior to being 70!

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

As an aside, I’m remembering that face. 😬

maz54.bsky.social•4 days ago

WOW!
Amongst weapons, a body bag!!!

A freaking BODY BAG!!!!

Who drives around with a body bag in the boot?
#AusPol

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

I know 😱😬 I made a separate post. It was too good an opportunity to pass up.

Something about these RW fringe political wannabes 😵‍💫

gardenbirdnerd.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Trumpets seem to attract the Cookalalahs. 😵‍💫

stellaaimber.bsky.social•4 days ago

Another cockroach has emerged.

jessicaperthwa.bsky.social•4 days ago

You'd think with all his wealth, Palmer could afford to get decent background checks on his candidates

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

You’d think - but he doesn’t care. He just wants to disrupt another election

allana31.bsky.social•4 days ago

😖🙄

sharonclues.bsky.social•4 days ago

can someone please confirm that we have laws in place to prevent convicted criminals from running … someone? anyone?
I mean, I’m aware of all the criminals in our Parliament but unfortunately they’ve not yet been convicted. #Robodebt anyone?

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m not sure. It’s a grey area. If they’ve done their prison time they are still apparently eligible. With the exception of treason. I would’ve thought murder might warrant but I’m not sure.

maranoagirl.bsky.social•4 days ago

utter contempt for the Australian people & the democratic process.

maggieberesford.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤮

rsbell07.bsky.social•4 days ago

Disturbing the mud on the sea floor...

willywally.bsky.social•4 days ago

Am I wrong here? Palmer's guy is there to harvest votes and then give his preferences to Dutton.

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s the plan. Palmer doesn’t care if any of his candidates are elected. That’s a bonus. He is in it to disrupt another election with the distribution of preferences that may go to the standing Lib, LNP or Nat candidate.

fffoblomov.bsky.social•4 days ago

These fools. The stupidity goes deep.

mountaingoat55.bsky.social•4 days ago

tonyis.online•4 days ago

That will get him about 2000 votes in Dickson.

allvalvegear.bsky.social•4 days ago

We'll get nothing but a blue rectal flame from Trumpet of Patriots.

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

😵‍💫😂 I’ve got a disturbing visual

allvalvegear.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yes. I got it as soon as Fatty stuck his head into the election arena...

He reminds me of Mr Creosote.

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂

maubsa.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wtf is going on..... bottom of the sewer dredging now 😂😂😡🤮

namastecanasta.bsky.social•4 days ago

Where can I get a body bag? Asking for an enemy

bobsilver35.bsky.social•4 days ago

Clive knows how to pick the f,wits.

julieanonymous.bsky.social•4 days ago

Creepy. I'd cross the street if he was anywhere near me. I hope he's not handing out sweets to the children.

Yeeuw.. 😨

shiannonc.bsky.social•4 days ago

Creepier than we thought. Had a cadaver bag and implements of questionable usage in his car. 😵‍💫😬

katehancock.bsky.social•4 days ago

Tell him he's dreaming.

kimbasgarden.bsky.social•4 days ago

Good grief.

agpat.bsky.social•4 days ago

Clive is really digging deep for the most despicable people to represent his white supremacy cult? I thought Dutton was scraping the bottom of the swamp, but this is next level.

duckduckno1.bsky.social•4 days ago

sbalfour.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m shocked

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