There is a rumor flying around online that Elon Musk had a penis implant. It has not been substantiated. This controversy is known as Elongate. - ThreadSky

rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social • 4 days ago

There is a rumor flying around online that Elon Musk had a penis implant. It has not been substantiated.

This controversy is known as Elongate.

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dolanrider.bsky.social•4 days ago

Where was the penis implanted though 🤪

donnahayes.bsky.social•4 days ago

Makes sense that he may have some problems in that area since he relies heavily on IVF.

my3angels.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ketamine will make you limp as an over cooked noodle.

mseesall.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

mishmatic.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh that’s a good one! LOL 😂

bellavida0213.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lol. Might explain why most of his kids are produced through ivf

davidwmoorhouse.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bawahahahaha 😂😆😂😆😂

roxycb.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

fubarzzz.bsky.social•4 days ago

I just wrote my congressman to introduce a bill for all white male presidential political appointees to have a fully functioning penis over 7 inches without artificial enhancements.

lmoneyfresh.bsky.social•4 days ago

Goddamn that sucks

haemovigilante.bsky.social•4 days ago

Doesn’t stand up to scrutiny …

rhonnie-72.bsky.social•4 days ago

I heard that Grimes told people that the penile implant was botched--shortly after that, Elon muted her X account.

luciust.bsky.social•4 days ago

🥁

fosterpupz.bsky.social•4 days ago

I suppose an “insufficiency” of this sort would explain why he seems to impregnate ladies with IVS instead of the other way.

miriamborne.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s quite likely Both of them have recently been dancing around with phallic objects, Felon with a sword and Muskrat with a chain saw. Why? To prove their masculinity? Stormy gave us the goods on Felon’s mushroom endowment.. Can Muskrat be far behind? Birds of a feather…

drclareharris.bsky.social•4 days ago

You’re good if this is yours!

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