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#LettersFromCivilWar2025
Dear beloved,
We’ve made it to WaDC. Part of the resistance is in Floriduh digging pits in the golf course and then will cover with fake turf. They hope to capture the one called Yam tits in a pit. The unemployed Biohazard scientists are making special capsules. 1/3
#LettersFromCivilWar2025
Dear beloved,
We’ve made it to WaDC. Part of the resistance is in Floriduh digging pits in the golf course and then will cover with fake turf. They hope to capture the one called Yam tits in a pit. The unemployed Biohazard scientists are making special capsules. 1/3
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The unemployed Forest service have secured the Natl Mall and have commenced building cabins with gun turrets. We have captured the Damien child and he’s on a plane to a boys ranch in Wyoming. Fingers crossed on landing in 1 piece. We are dispersing our order of night vision goggles from Temu.
The Nuclear Safety ppl are fixing a SpaceX rocket to send the heretic to Mars. Diet Coke at WH has been spiked. We are returning Collins to Maine to learn her lesson. The unemployed IRS have joined Anonymous to hack bank accounts of the heretic. We shall soon be wildly rich! More 2morrow. ❤️2all