How does Io exist This moon is extremely fucked up - ThreadSky

flarebeams.bsky.social • 100 days ago

How does Io exist
This moon is extremely fucked up

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originalpebble.bsky.social•99 days ago

io looks like a ball of rotten pasta

fiona257.bsky.social•99 days ago

Io reminds me of cheese, while looking at it from above.😂

deadpandan.bsky.social•99 days ago

Buddy, this is a past ripe cheese wheel

offseermio.bsky.social•100 days ago

fiforrest.bsky.social•99 days ago

That’s no moon….its a pizza!

planetrhi.bsky.social•100 days ago

Looks like moldy cheese lmao

georgesb.bsky.social•100 days ago

I love how Io and Europa are like polar opposites. Both are moons of Jupiter but couldn't be more different from one another.

gpl.bsky.social•100 days ago

moldy moon

theovermind.bsky.social•100 days ago

Bruh that’s my chum

theovermind.bsky.social•100 days ago

Pull up rapscallion 🔫🔫

oipoi.bsky.social•99 days ago

Looks like a potato got left out for a week

yummymaichi.bsky.social•99 days ago

there it is

the cheese moon

ofdawall.bsky.social•100 days ago

Looks like moldy cheese lol

cloudspacetree.bsky.social•99 days ago

Straight up looks like cheese.

lunaseleneinvictus.bsky.social•99 days ago

Green potato

sniper4690.bsky.social•99 days ago

I legit thought this was a cheese ball 😭

arivanovich.bsky.social•99 days ago

She didn’t fare too well in the mythology either… 🐄🦟

pmw3.bsky.social•99 days ago

Jupiter's Garlic Bread

peachiieevee.bsky.social•100 days ago

soul eater moon

ilythree.bsky.social•100 days ago

giant potato in space

face-nemesis.bsky.social•100 days ago

tht looks like a perfectly rotund potato

face-nemesis.bsky.social•100 days ago

omg its real and we cant cover it in butter and bake it...

chromata-team.bsky.social•100 days ago

Rounded the potato to the nearest quark.

sschwake-art.bsky.social•99 days ago

Io know…

p0kasokas.itch.io•100 days ago

this is one of those microwaveable egg bites ive gotten from costco

canaanhi.bsky.social•100 days ago

cheese ball

foxturret.bsky.social•99 days ago

It looks like a cracker. Om nom

briandrew87.bsky.social•99 days ago

so i’m assuming on top of all that it smells gross too? it’s like it was created as a joke

flarebeams.bsky.social•99 days ago

It’s covered in sulphur so most likely

sireadh.bsky.social•100 days ago

Pimply adolescence phase.

noturgothgf.bsky.social•99 days ago

Well I think she’s beautiful, like a jawbreaker soaked in coke 😁

lazermonkmusic.bsky.social•99 days ago

Just jaundiced and misunderstood 🤣🤣

incandescentrage.bsky.social•99 days ago

Cheese moon!

flarebeams.bsky.social•100 days ago

- Highest density and gravity of any moon
- Most volcanically active object in the solar system
- Entire surface is covered in sulphur compounds
- Silicate instead of icy unlike most outer moons
- Extremely thin atmosphere
- Extremely radioactive
- Barely any impact craters
The fuck happened here

flarebeams.bsky.social•100 days ago

It’s also big enough to be considered a normal planet if it was orbiting the sun but all four of Jupiter’s big moons are like that so it’s not as interesting

cadolyst.bsky.social•99 days ago

It exists out of spite. It is orbiting Jupiter, and if anyone wants to stop it, they can die trying.

g0jiran.bsky.social•100 days ago

I frew up :(

localsixonefive.bsky.social•99 days ago

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