He is right - as I posted earlier today he can also have ice cream for dinner and wear his undies on the outside, at least until they choose the next pope.
Okay fiiiine if you put frozen chopped up bananas into a blender it turns into a soft serve consistency. Add a scoop of milo and honey and you've got breakfast icecream!
Ok hear me out real quick. 1/2 cp straight orange juice. 1/3 cp cream (plant based works) 1/4 cp frozen sweet peas, 1/4 cp non citrus fruit or berry, 1 tbsp raw honey (or other sweetener).
Blend like a smoothie and call it a milkshake OR refreeze in pudding cups. Orange crush breakfast ice cream.
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Fuck, I'm surprised you're not having ice cream for breakfast.
.... Checks out. Better do it.
Hear Hear.!!!
Parboiled tripe for dinner.
Or crumbed lambs brains...
Then tell him, the teacher knows you had icecream for breakfast!
Blend like a smoothie and call it a milkshake OR refreeze in pudding cups. Orange crush breakfast ice cream.
And they still love me.
Give it a try. When he is 21, he wont even remember the moment that his Dad was so mean. What he will remember is that Dad had boundaries. .