My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis.
I replied, "That's 15 love."
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Shamelessly stolen from a "Dad Jokes" website.
I replied, "That's 15 love."
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Shamelessly stolen from a "Dad Jokes" website.
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Wife: if you've put all the mugs on the front lawn again I swear to god I'm divorcing you
Me: *sips coffee from my bowl*