sometimes TTRPG means a 2 hour discussion about the principles of necromancy, resurrection, and the nature of souls. other times TTRPG means a 2 hour discussion about how many breweries in town are TOO MANY breweries. most of the time it's both, in the same session, one right after the other - ThreadSky

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delsinsfire.bsky.social • 129 days ago

sometimes TTRPG means a 2 hour discussion about the principles of necromancy, resurrection, and the nature of souls. other times TTRPG means a 2 hour discussion about how many breweries in town are TOO MANY breweries. most of the time it's both, in the same session, one right after the other

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athelgar.bsky.social•129 days ago

Player 1: "Can I, a necromancer and hobbyist brewer resurrect the dead yeast and use it again to save on overhead to compete with that jerk druid who also runs a hobbyist brewery and charges me a months worth of treasure just for the yeast i need?"

GM: "Why won't any of you save the prince?!"

athelgar.bsky.social•129 days ago

Player 2: "Hey, i charge reasonable prices for the yeast, you just dont appreciate the hard work it takes to cultivate."

GM: "the dragon has a hoard of gold, surely theres enough to pay for yeast."

athelgar.bsky.social•129 days ago

Player 3: "What if we switched to hard liquor? GM how can i get a line on 1000 lbs of sugar molasses to make rum?"

GM: "You'd need to sail to noun island and fight pirates to get a constant supply."

athelgar.bsky.social•129 days ago

Player 1: "Can we contract someone to do that? I dont want to leave my brewery unguarded, i hear theres a dragon around and the prince has been captured, so i assume the townsfolk will start rioting and looting soon."

GM: *anguished GM cries of frustration*

mimimose.bsky.social•81 days ago

But to be honest six breweries is quite the stretch here …

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