1. Broke my hip. Yeah, no shit.
2. Took painkillers to counteract the aforementioned broken hip.
3. Drove home 1,000 miles without painkillers because that’s what you do.
4. Conscious.
5. Respirated.
Reposted from John Scalzi
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK

1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping

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