Samoas are terrible.
30 minutes after you eat them, your mouth tastes like you just swallowed a bottle of sulfa drugs.

Seriously, this coconut obsession we developed is unnatural and pathetic.
Thor Heyerdahl ain't walking through that door.
Kon Tiki ain't floating through that door.
Reposted from Sickos Committee
It's Girl Scout Cookie season, but don't forget that depending on where you live, you might be getting the superior cookies from Little Brownie Bakers (REAL Samoas) or the inferior ones (Caramel Delites).

Also, the LBB thin mints are in every way superior.

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