I get a milkshake every fuckin Friday. Gotta refresh my gay for the weekend.
Reposted from Miranda Marie
Fellas, it’s now gay to eat soup or drink milkshakes ☹️

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Can we get milkshakes together to refresh our gay? :>
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I should start doing a Friday Gay Recharge like that.

Might make me happier knowing I get stronger while this dickhole continues living in misery.
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One of the best things about discovering being nonbinary is the freedom of shedding my ties to performative masculinity. Now I look at these chucklefucks and see just how fragile and insecure they are. And it's just sad.
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This is the very definition of toxic masculinity. Avoiding something like a milkshake, assuming you like them, just to uphold some bullshit gender stereotype? Absolutely insane.
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Damn, now I'm really missing Foster Burger's "cockshake" (milkshake with vodka mix). Sucks that they closed.
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*sips from a straw right now*
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I so wish someone wouldve called in and said "...but youre wearing makeup." and watched his brain (or lack thereof) short out.
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HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
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Oh
...is that why my milkshake brings all these gay boys to my yard
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I have no rules since I have nothing to prove, and I am a far better man than that asshat ever will be.
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I once had someone call out that I was having a beer and cookies at the same time at a function. Like I was having a kids thing and an adult thing at the same time. I shot them down immediately saying that cookies are delicious and they should have one and to grow up.
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It's just that, to grow up and mind your own business. People even adults can enjoy something that they enjoy, it's not harming anyone so just butt the hell out.
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Exactly. It was also stupid considering that there were no children at this function and they were serving cookies. That should be a clue.
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I Just can't comprehend eating cookies with any drink besides milk, coca or coffee. It just doesn't compute.
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Same here.

I also highly dislike most beers though, so... 🤷
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Yeah, I actually don’t drink much alcohol. I will occasionally drink alcohol during casual social settings to help reduce my social anxiety. I think that is what pissed me off more about the situation is that I was literally having that beer so I could deal with being around people like them.
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I find beer resets the pallet so it pretty much can go with any food.
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But do you dunk your cookies in the beer?!
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No lol. Just taking sips between bites.
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OK, that's not as awful though
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Suckles on a ice lolly like it's a big fat dick...

It'll probably scare him enough to die, hopefully.
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Suck...suck...suck...suck...
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Ashamed to admit it's something I myself bought into but it kinda' reminds me of the whole "brunch" criticism people would make of the whole "return to status quo" narrative around Covid...
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... Which sounds punchy in the moment but if you think about it it's "having brunch is a queer thing and therefore frivolous and stupid"
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But but but I like soup and milkshakes...
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Same
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I remember when I was a kid being told not to cross my legs because "only women do it."

I asked why and it was "because that's how it is."

Nobody every questioned why it has to be that way.

Maybe we should frame it as "Why do women *get* to do this and men can't? That's misandry!"
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This is the good thing about being SOME FASHION of queer.

You end up questioning ALL OF THOSE THINGS and damn if it ain't liberating!
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I've worn pink. I like foo-foo cupcakes. I enjoy fruity cocktails.

I NEVER once think about how "unmanly" it makes me look, because nothing could make me look more gay than BEING gay, so it doesn't matter.
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I decided as a young kid to ignore any and all nonsense that old people used to do back in the olde days. Drove some of the older family members insane but I crossed my legs and whatever.
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And getting older, embracing yourself and your likes and saying FUCK YOU to people like this is why I'm very happy to have my nails done, to dye my hair BRIGHT PINK, wear shawls, heels, whatever the fuck I wanna wear. They're gonna be offended by my existence anyway, might as well stop their heart~
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I got the same criticism for crossing my legs when in high school. It was the same "only girls do that" reason.
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I was told not to do it because it'll cause problems with the meat marbles, but later figured out it's bs.
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It boggles my mind that these dumb motherfuckers can survive without drinking drain cleaner because it would be a manly thing to do.
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But not with a straw, of course. That would be too phallic.
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First they piss themselves over paper straws and now straws are not manly enough?

Which way, white old cishet men?
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