if you’re single and a dyke valentine’s day is the day you see all the gorgeous women you thought were lesbians posting their pics with chadley bradley. it’s basically our 9/11
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i used to think valentines was a stupid holiday and now i see it as a reminder of how many straight men are thoughtless dumb and unattractive and how women let them get away with it
And it’s wild how many miss the point that being thoughtless *makes you unattractive* no matter how hot you are, and being thoughtful makes you hotter !!!
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Like, stop getting in my way while I grab mushrooms and shredded potatoes for breakfast and learn to plan ahead, you useless fucking dipshits.