Requirements to become a “royal commentator/expert” in 2024/25: - Zero journalism experience - Be totally unhinged - An unhealthy interest in kids you don’t know - Hardcore royalist - Happy to do GB News/shit YouTube shows for pennies - Limited vocabulary - Own a USB mic - ThreadSky

omidscobie.bsky.social • 85 days ago

Requirements to become a “royal commentator/expert” in 2024/25:

- Zero journalism experience
- Be totally unhinged
- An unhealthy interest in kids you don’t know
- Hardcore royalist
- Happy to do GB News/shit YouTube shows for pennies
- Limited vocabulary
- Own a USB mic

Comments

catrey27.bsky.social•81 days ago

🎯💯

teamjefferson.bsky.social•84 days ago

Adding vile, racist, no morals

sb3332.bsky.social•84 days ago

💯💯💥💥

dom-alia-hines.bsky.social•85 days ago

“Own a usb mic 🎤”… okay, I’m done for the day that’s just started. 💀

warriorqueen-uk.bsky.social•84 days ago

That took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

laneylan.bsky.social•84 days ago

- Editing my comment and adding to your list. They are hideous of soul and hence face.😉

marije190375.bsky.social•85 days ago

You forgot to mention where they need to apply... 😉

divinelymeghan.bsky.social•84 days ago

😂🤣

sussexlegacyvault.bsky.social•84 days ago

Omid!!! Your not telling one lie. They are OBSESSED with Archie and Lili.

liberty54.bsky.social•52 days ago

So True Well Said

klawnyc.bsky.social•85 days ago

👋🏽 just to add: You forgot racist. Oh and sexist. You have to be a full on racist and sexist to be an effective royal royal hack. Those hate-filled articles demonizing the Black Princess for breathing aren’t gonna write themselves you know.

klawnyc.bsky.social•84 days ago

I meant *royal rota* hack

shynews1.bsky.social•84 days ago

You are definitely spot on about limited vocabulary. They always use the same words over and over: saddened, rages, stuns, furious, sizzles, dazzles, gushes, keen, etc

joejoecoven.bsky.social•84 days ago

Snub. Overshadow. 🙄

shynews1.bsky.social•84 days ago

Yes definitely those words as well

bamadelta.bsky.social•84 days ago

Amazing is another over-used word.

summerway.bsky.social•67 days ago

💯 correct.

veronicafrancox.bsky.social•84 days ago

Sounds about right! 😂

stepupping.bsky.social•84 days ago

We have missed you Scobie.

kajolmomento.bsky.social•85 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

lizzie875.bsky.social•84 days ago

Isn't that the truth? And be someone who hates the Sussexes and has cyberbullied them before.

rachousame.bsky.social•84 days ago

No lie detected

joejoecoven.bsky.social•84 days ago

Sounds about right.

ceezzzzz.bsky.social•84 days ago

Pathetic

frannyfitz.bsky.social•81 days ago

🤭😂😂😂😂😂

lwilliams821.bsky.social•84 days ago

The Burn!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

mrssq.bsky.social•84 days ago

** Also can't handle being called out on facts, instant block to anyone who dares to question their sources/info

sussexriviera.bsky.social•85 days ago

You have all the requirements down pat.They have completely lost their minds over this Holiday card and I love that for them. Merry Christmas @omidscobie.bsky.social

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