If you spent your hard earned savings traveling to DC to attend Trump’s inauguration only to find out that a little cold weather means you won’t be able to go, just take comfort in knowing that his billionaire buddies will be nice and toasty enjoying the proceedings while you drive yourself home.
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The orange 78 year old Florida man can't survive in extreme temps below 70 degrees due to his frail bones. Also Trump's incontinence issues might freeze if he has to stand outside & pee orangesicle!