I remember planning for like a year to buy pull-ups when i was 16. I went to shoppers, got some, heart racing, cycled behind an abandoned industrial lot, covered by trees and put one on. Soon after, i heard a car, got spooked, panicked, threw the rest of the package in the woods and raced home.
I can do that now for you. I will sit behind you while you order diapers online and yell loudly, "hey, this toddler is buying diapers! I thought she was going to potty train, but apparently she wants to keep pooping her pants!"
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