It's the time of year where my skin has exactly 4 states: 1. A thousand tiny stinging cuts 2. Incessant itch 3. Lizard 4. And...for the 30 seconds immediately following the application of hand cream - SLIME MONSTER - ThreadSky

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It's the time of year where my skin has exactly 4 states:

1. A thousand tiny stinging cuts
2. Incessant itch
3. Lizard
4. And...for the 30 seconds immediately following the application of hand cream - SLIME MONSTER