shitting myself to death in the imodium aisle at CVS, leaving brown claw marks on all the locked displays - ThreadSky

boner.ink • 88 days ago

shitting myself to death in the imodium aisle at CVS, leaving brown claw marks on all the locked displays

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I'm so relieved to know I'm not alone, but I have to confess I never even made it out the door before shitting myself to death

finaldad.bsky.social•88 days ago

@fizzbitch.bsky.social

scenequeenharleen.bsky.social•88 days ago

been there before this is why I'm happy I wear diapers medically ♥️ depending on the quality less mess for me..

danwestcomedy.bsky.social•87 days ago

Thoughts and prayers

enoughistoomuch.bsky.social•88 days ago

I actually starting laughing out loud when I read this!! Thank you so much!!

itisiives.bsky.social•86 days ago

Hepatitis Hank at it again!

frogbeleren.bsky.social•87 days ago

Snorted laughing at this.

redroach67.bsky.social•87 days ago

Gotta keep an Imodium stash. Never run out

danwestcomedy.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is how I survive the road. I make sure I never have fewer than 5 at any time. If I take one that drops me to 4, I head to the store.

redroach67.bsky.social•87 days ago

He gets me ❤️

danwestcomedy.bsky.social•87 days ago

Being a road comic isn't all drinking and doing drugs with strangers. Sometimes it's knowing that if I stop to go to the bathroom I'll be late for this show in Strum, Wisconsin.

xergg.bsky.social•87 days ago

If its that bad go to the hospital -someone who has ibs.

jambball224.bsky.social•87 days ago

Stop it right now 😹
I have a very visual imagination and will never forget this hahahaha

demak2375.bsky.social•87 days ago

It's not like imodium theft is what's bankrupting CVS...

cambrianera.radical.town•87 days ago

ooh environmental storytelling

princessbby3x.bsky.social•88 days ago

LMFAO

mitla96.bsky.social•87 days ago

Yikes!

uneasywriter.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is why I go to Walmart.

meatsodagames.bsky.social•87 days ago

Fucking poetry 🥹

pkej.bsky.social•86 days ago

I Always have a New Pack of Imodium Ready

And thank God for public libraries with extended opening hours

aussiechickie.bsky.social•88 days ago

I feel we need to have a chat about too much information

There are pills for that, keep a stock on hand

uneasywriter.bsky.social•87 days ago

I feel you’ve missed the joke.

aussiechickie.bsky.social•87 days ago

No, I feel you might have missed the joke ...

zoeysmomdo.bsky.social•87 days ago

I just shit myself laughing so hard

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