My immune system: These throat cells are infected! PURGE THEM WITH FIRE!

Me: Ow!

My body: The throat is burning! DEPLOY THE MUCUS!

Me: *Aggle*

My body: The airway is blocked! TRIGGER THE COUGHING REFLEX!

Me: *wheeze*

My body: BURN! SLIME! COUGH!

Me: Guys you're killing me here!!

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